Want to see a gun hugger's head explode?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. There will be no head explosion.

That's because America is different and better than all those other countries, which are full of foreigners, socialists and sometimes French people. Those other foreign socialist French-like countries think unlicensed/unregistered guns are bad, but here in America, which is the most excellent and totally free country in the universe, we know that everyone who wants a gun should have one, and carry it around to show people how important and powerful they are. This is because America is special, you Communist. USA! USA!