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edbermac

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6. That's so funny I forgot to laugh.

Reply to BOSSHOG (Original post)

Sun Jul 20, 2025, 10:33 PM

Jul 20

Anyway…

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one.

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

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Time Out for some Groan Inducing [View all] BOSSHOG Jul 20 OP

Lol. Thx for the chuckles SheltieLover Jul 20 #1

What did the tomato say to the avocado? yorkster Jul 20 #2

True story EYESORE 9001 Jul 20 #3

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Those are very funny. I like them. thanks, BOSSHOG debm55 Jul 20 #4

muwhahehahahahaha. AllaN01Bear Jul 20 #5

That's so funny I forgot to laugh. edbermac Jul 20 #6

The restorative power of groan inducing BOSSHOG Jul 20 #8

The impasta one is especially clever. 3catwoman3 Jul 20 #10

Corny as hell...and delightful! summer_in_TX Jul 20 #7

Ya just gotta take a minute and chuckle at harmless BOSSHOG Jul 20 #9

If I get fired tomorrow.... 3Hotdogs Jul 20 #11

And why did the tomato turn red? lastlib Jul 20 #12

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? 1WorldHope Jul 20 #13

This was a fav in my boys' Boy Scout troop Seinan Sensei Jul 20 #15

What's big, brown, long and sticky! chouchou Jul 20 #14