Time Out for some Groan Inducing

[BOSSHOG]

Take a few seconds and become your inner six year old

How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!

What did the bean say to the celery? You stalk too much.

And finally,

Why did the bean sell his car? Because his back seat didn’t have enough legume.

These jokes are probably priceless because you probably wouldn’t pay for them

Back to Work

[SheltieLover]

1. Lol. Thx for the chuckles

[yorkster]

2. What did the tomato say to the avocado?

How are things in guacamole?

[EYESORE 9001]

3. True story

I was about eight when I heard this joke:

Q: Wharf did the big rose say to the little rose?

A: ‘Hi, bud!’

I don’t think any joke has ever made me laugh harder than that time.

[debm55]

4. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Those are very funny. I like them. thanks, BOSSHOG

[AllaN01Bear]

5. muwhahehahahahaha.

[edbermac]

6. That's so funny I forgot to laugh.

Anyway…

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one.

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

[BOSSHOG]

8. The restorative power of groan inducing

[3catwoman3]

10. The impasta one is especially clever.

[summer_in_TX]

7. Corny as hell...and delightful!

[BOSSHOG]

9. Ya just gotta take a minute and chuckle at harmless

[3Hotdogs]

11. If I get fired tomorrow....

[lastlib]

12. And why did the tomato turn red?

It saw the salad dressing.

(My 86-y/o dad's favorite joke--he inflicted it on everyone he met.)

[1WorldHope]

13. What did the fish say when he hit the wall?

🐟 Dam.

[Seinan Sensei]

15. This was a fav in my boys' Boy Scout troop

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[chouchou]

14. What's big, brown, long and sticky!

a stick.