What's the funniest thing you heard a child say? AKA out of the mouths of babes/kids

[3catwoman3]

30. This is a favorite memory from when our younger son was about 3.

He came home from daycare with a picture made by putting paint on one half of a piece of paper and then folding it in half to make a mirror image. It was a big red blob with a little green smudge on top.

Forgetting that you are never supposed to ask a child what they’ve drawn or painted, but rather say, “Tell me about your picture, I said, “Taylor, what’s that a picture of?” I fully expected him to say it was an apple, because tat’s what it looked like to me. 🍎

In a wonderful example of the concrete thinking of young children, he replied, “It’s a picture of paint.”

I still have that “picture of paint.” The artist is now 32. I can’t bear to throw it away.