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Orrex

(66,227 posts) Thu Oct 9, 2025, 06:03 AM Oct 9

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Keeled over immediately after Walter Reed declared him the most perfect human specimen of all time?

Stabbed by pantograph while posing for dollar coin?

Stroked out to learn that it's actually the Nobel prize; he only wanted it because he thought it was the Noble prize?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Oct 9 OP

Withered away from sweatng over eps files impending release? SheltieLover Oct 9 #1

"No? You're killing me!" hlthe2b Oct 9 #2

Kristi Noem mistook him for a dog DeeDeeNY Oct 9 #3

Isn''t it unfortunate what some people do to themselves? gordianot Oct 9 #4

Was it the drooling... Chemical Bill Oct 9 #25

No but malaise Oct 9 #5

Bwaaaah😀 malaise Oct 9 #6

I had a feeling that you'd like that one Orrex Oct 9 #9

Barely literate best describes him malaise Oct 9 #10

Invertebrate? surfered Oct 9 #18

While I think the Nobel Committee tries hard to avoid the politics surrounding them, I'd bet they let the Norwegian hlthe2b Oct 9 #13

Good gawd, why is it taking so long? WestMichRad Oct 9 #7

Nope. Gimpyknee Oct 9 #8

Pssssst! malaise Oct 9 #20

No! Which begs the question... surfered Oct 9 #11

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Oct 9 #12

Another medical check up scheduled. We're getting closer 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Oct 9 #19

We can't wait to put ours on ice. I feel the day is coming. NNadir Oct 9 #27

Fell off the terlet and split open his head. Hundreds of dung beetles escaped. twodogsbarking Oct 9 #14

Nicely played malaise Oct 9 #16

39 degrees f here in centra pennsavanya with a frost warning for tonight. Stay well. twodogsbarking Oct 9 #21

However, his long awaited death will cause a dilemma. surfered Oct 9 #15

Blows his last gasket when Prairie_Seagull Oct 9 #17

Trump is scheduled to have a "routine yearly check-up" only five months after his last one. surfered Oct 9 #22

Heard that Greta Thunberg was under consideration for a Nobel Peace Prize and spontaneously combusted Blue Owl Oct 9 #23

Nope, damn, he missed a good opportunity last night. republianmushroom Oct 9 #24

Killed when the loose screws in his little brain are ripped through his skull during Walter Reed MRI? NNadir Oct 9 #26