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Orrex

(66,200 posts)
Thu Oct 9, 2025, 06:03 AM Oct 9

Is he dead yet?

Keeled over immediately after Walter Reed declared him the most perfect human specimen of all time?

Stabbed by pantograph while posing for dollar coin?

Stroked out to learn that it's actually the Nobel prize; he only wanted it because he thought it was the Noble prize?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Oct 9 OP
Withered away from sweatng over eps files impending release? SheltieLover Oct 9 #1
"No? You're killing me!" hlthe2b Oct 9 #2
Kristi Noem mistook him for a dog DeeDeeNY Oct 9 #3
Isn''t it unfortunate what some people do to themselves? gordianot Oct 9 #4
Was it the drooling... Chemical Bill Oct 9 #25
No but malaise Oct 9 #5
Bwaaaah😀 malaise Oct 9 #6
I had a feeling that you'd like that one Orrex Oct 9 #9
Barely literate best describes him malaise Oct 9 #10
Invertebrate? surfered Oct 9 #18
While I think the Nobel Committee tries hard to avoid the politics surrounding them, I'd bet they let the Norwegian hlthe2b Oct 9 #13
Good gawd, why is it taking so long? WestMichRad Oct 9 #7
Nope. Gimpyknee Oct 9 #8
Pssssst! malaise Oct 9 #20
No! Which begs the question... surfered Oct 9 #11
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Oct 9 #12
Another medical check up scheduled. We're getting closer 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Oct 9 #19
We can't wait to put ours on ice. I feel the day is coming. NNadir Oct 9 #27
Fell off the terlet and split open his head. Hundreds of dung beetles escaped. twodogsbarking Oct 9 #14
Nicely played malaise Oct 9 #16
39 degrees f here in centra pennsavanya with a frost warning for tonight. Stay well. twodogsbarking Oct 9 #21
However, his long awaited death will cause a dilemma. surfered Oct 9 #15
Blows his last gasket when Prairie_Seagull Oct 9 #17
Trump is scheduled to have a "routine yearly check-up" only five months after his last one. surfered Oct 9 #22
Heard that Greta Thunberg was under consideration for a Nobel Peace Prize and spontaneously combusted Blue Owl Oct 9 #23
Nope, damn, he missed a good opportunity last night. republianmushroom Oct 9 #24
Killed when the loose screws in his little brain are ripped through his skull during Walter Reed MRI? NNadir Oct 9 #26

SheltieLover

(74,451 posts)
1. Withered away from sweatng over eps files impending release?
Thu Oct 9, 2025, 06:08 AM
Oct 9

Fatal internal hemorrage from constant infusion of diet coke corrosion?

gordianot

(15,700 posts)
4. Isn''t it unfortunate what some people do to themselves?
Thu Oct 9, 2025, 06:59 AM
Oct 9

Kristi and her dog, JD and his couch,Trump is lucky he is illiterate he just blurts it out.

Chemical Bill

(2,954 posts)
25. Was it the drooling...
Thu Oct 9, 2025, 01:50 PM
Oct 9

or the fact that he curls up for a nap whenever he isn't chasing a squirrel?

malaise

(290,187 posts)
6. Bwaaaah😀
Thu Oct 9, 2025, 07:14 AM
Oct 9

Stroked out to learn that it's actually the Nobel prize; he only wanted it because he thought it was the Noble prize?

Bad news will come out tomorrow …bet your bottom dollar that ..tomorrow…only a day away😀

Orrex

(66,200 posts)
9. I had a feeling that you'd like that one
Thu Oct 9, 2025, 07:48 AM
Oct 9

And, truthfully, I wonder if he might actually think that? We recall his apparent confusion about people seeking asylum (i.e., “escaped from asylums”), so maybe it’s not too far-fetched?

hlthe2b

(111,701 posts)
13. While I think the Nobel Committee tries hard to avoid the politics surrounding them, I'd bet they let the Norwegian
Thu Oct 9, 2025, 08:35 AM
Oct 9

Last edited Thu Oct 9, 2025, 09:22 AM - Edit history (1)

- Head of State know who they intend to award the Peace Prize to and to give them a heads up to try to smooth over the expected explosive anger from "across the pond."

niyad

(127,901 posts)
12. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Thu Oct 9, 2025, 08:25 AM
Oct 9

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(9,789 posts)
19. Another medical check up scheduled. We're getting closer 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂
Thu Oct 9, 2025, 09:50 AM
Oct 9

twodogsbarking

(16,225 posts)
14. Fell off the terlet and split open his head. Hundreds of dung beetles escaped.
Thu Oct 9, 2025, 08:45 AM
Oct 9

And all the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily
Oh, joyfully, oh, playfully watching

surfered

(9,789 posts)
22. Trump is scheduled to have a "routine yearly check-up" only five months after his last one.
Thu Oct 9, 2025, 11:23 AM
Oct 9

At Walter Reed

Blue Owl

(57,647 posts)
23. Heard that Greta Thunberg was under consideration for a Nobel Peace Prize and spontaneously combusted
Thu Oct 9, 2025, 11:24 AM
Oct 9

republianmushroom

(21,659 posts)
24. Nope, damn, he missed a good opportunity last night.
Thu Oct 9, 2025, 11:43 AM
Oct 9

We are a day closer, maybe to night. hopefully. thoughts and prays.

NNadir

(36,749 posts)
26. Killed when the loose screws in his little brain are ripped through his skull during Walter Reed MRI?
Thu Oct 9, 2025, 02:12 PM
Oct 9
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