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Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals [View all]
QUANTICO, VA—Racking his brain for answers as he gazed out at the high-ranking officers gathered before him, a visibly hungover Pete Hegseth reportedly struggled Tuesday to remember exactly how he ended up in a meeting room filled with U.S. generals and admirals. “Jesus fucking Christ, why are they all staring at me—am I supposed to say something?”
https://theonion.com/hungover-hegseth-struggling-to-remember-how-he-ended-up-in-room-full-of-generals/
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