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orangecrush

(27,209 posts) Tue Sep 30, 2025, 02:33 PM Sep 30

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Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals

QUANTICO, VA—Racking his brain for answers as he gazed out at the high-ranking officers gathered before him, a visibly hungover Pete Hegseth reportedly struggled Tuesday to remember exactly how he ended up in a meeting room filled with U.S. generals and admirals. “Jesus fucking Christ, why are they all staring at me—am I supposed to say something?”

https://theonion.com/hungover-hegseth-struggling-to-remember-how-he-ended-up-in-room-full-of-generals/

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Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals (Original Post) orangecrush Sep 30 OP

This is probably fairly close to the truth. Irish_Dem Sep 30 #1

I know it's humor, but in a way, it's a biting retort against this POS, and sad. A sad picture of a disfunctional SWBTATTReg Sep 30 #2

K and R. good chuckle. riversedge Sep 30 #3

Thanks orangecrush Sep 30 #5

Good one! bif Sep 30 #4

Irish_Dem

(77,074 posts)

1. This is probably fairly close to the truth.

Reply to orangecrush (Original post)

Tue Sep 30, 2025, 02:36 PM

Sep 30

SWBTATTReg

(25,818 posts)

2. I know it's humor, but in a way, it's a biting retort against this POS, and sad. A sad picture of a disfunctional

Reply to orangecrush (Original post)

Tue Sep 30, 2025, 02:47 PM

Sep 30

government...

Hang in there, our time will come...

riversedge

(78,596 posts)

3. K and R. good chuckle.

Reply to orangecrush (Original post)

Tue Sep 30, 2025, 02:54 PM

Sep 30

orangecrush

(27,209 posts)

5. Thanks

Reply to riversedge (Reply #3)

Tue Sep 30, 2025, 05:25 PM

Sep 30

bif

(26,399 posts)

4. Good one!

Reply to orangecrush (Original post)

Tue Sep 30, 2025, 05:22 PM

Sep 30

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