When Trump dies, how will you celebrate?

[Chasstev365]

A. Drag a replica of his fat, orange body by an overly long red tie through the town square like they did to Mussolini's actual body.

B. Buy all the discounted MAGA merchandise that professional grifters Ivanka, Uday, and Qusay will mark down and burn it in a public setting.

C. Buy $150 and up bottles of Scotch and go on a celebratory 3 day bender.

D. Throw a party that will make your wedding seem like a quaint garden party by comparison.

E. ALL THE ABOVE!