I came across this ad on Craiglist

[ismnotwasm]

5. LoL

Adore him? Beat his ass maybe. Idiotic Little puke.

Let me see, 50K is low balling it--- I make more than that, so I suspect he's either uneducated or lying about his age; clearly way to far into porn, probably an addict. Not that his sexual requests are unusual, but very juvenile, makes me wonder about that age thing again, likewise with the car. "Piss me off" -- anger issues red flag. At 45, piercings have been around as for as long as he's been sexually active, so he seems surprisingly naive about piercings and tatoos. "Not a body builder" hmm.

An chubby socially awkward out of work--probably lower end second hand store manager type misogyynist with a porn addiction (thus his disdain for other addicts) who doesn't bath often enough, breathes heavily through his nose and lacks personal grooming skills. (nose and ear hairs)

What do you think?