Man Uses Spreadsheet to List All the Times Wife Turned Down Sex; Wife Posts It on Reddit

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by Tina Nguyen - July 19th, 2014

Yesterday, Reddit user throwwwwaway29 went to the popular web site for advice: right before she left for a 10-day business trip, her husband sent her a spreadsheet. Column A listed all the dates from the beginning of June, column B listed whether they had sex that day, and column C noted the excuse given, using “verbatim quotes.”

“I open it up, and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone,” she wrote. “According to his ‘document’, we’ve only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 “attempts” on his part.”

For all the data hounds out there, here’s the chart:



According to our expert Nate Silveresque analysis of this Sexcel Spreadsheet, the husband has a 11% success rate at getting laid, a 22% chance of being turned down after his wife goes to the gym, and a 100% chance of both parties looking like total jackasses on the internet.

http://www.mediaite.com/online/man-uses-excel-spreadsheet-to-list-all-the-times-his-wife-turned-down-sex/

Note that on the 'Yes' days, he doesn't pen anything good about her. Maybe she didn't think he was all that fun, busily adding up his score.

I'd be sorely tempted to tell the man who created the List All the Times Wife Turned Down Sex that I hadn't *really* Turned Down Sex on those days.

I never played when I was married, but lord, I'd like to fling it at the scorekeeping spouse. I predict it won't be long before he'll be singing the D.I.V.O.R.C.E. song

What do you guys think of that - Is she wrong - Is he wrong - Or are both wrong?

The spreadsheet is a lot like men's locker room talk, IMO.