I am Sick and Tired of Hearing this "Coastal Party" Bullshit

[kebob]

Every fucking time Democrats lose an election, we go through a Rending Of Garments ritual, where we'll never---never!---win again.

Now, I readily acknowledge that, with Donny Boy, we actually MIGHT never win another election, 'cause there may not BE another election, because Orange Julius Caesar maybe starts World War III. But, in the unlikely event that doesn't happen, of course we'll win again! Demography is destiny, jadies and lentlemen!

Oh yeah, as for this "coastal" nonsense, a six-pack of beer to anybody who can tell me what oceans Nevada, Colorado, New Mexico, Minnesota, Illinois and Vermont border on.