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Capt. Obvious

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Tue Apr 26, 2016, 09:18 AM Apr 2016

Iceland Declares Christianity A Public Health Hazard [View all]

The island country of Iceland has officially declared Christianity a public health hazard. The law proclaiming the radical idea was signed recently by *Prime Minister Sigurður Ingi Jóhannsson in the spirit of “protecting the elderly from scams, our children from nightmares, and the general population from chicanery.”

As strong as the law’s language is, it does not restrict the free exercise of religion by any citizen or visitor.

A coalition of Lutherans, Catholics, and other Christian sects have formed an organization to combat the image that they contribute to the erosion of psychological well-being.

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Pro-reason activists hail the recent events as a victory against superstition. Some local Catholics are calling the measure a “witch hunt.”

“A witch hunt is where a mob attacks the weakest members of society and prosecutes them typically via a sham trial. The mob then executes the poor soul. The last time I checked, the Catholic Church were the undisputed champions of the world in such games for centuries,” stated an anonymous citizen.

American Republican Presidential hopefuls are calling the events transpiring in Iceland “dangerous” and wonder if such a brazen act of divine disobedience may mean that the country is not fit to be in NATO.

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"chicanery"!! LOL!! n/t trotsky Apr 2016 #1
that's fantastic RussBLib Apr 2016 #2
Under a law like that nil desperandum Apr 2016 #7
xitianity creates..."the image that they contribute to the erosion of psychological well-being." cleanhippie Apr 2016 #3
Cute but in all seriousness Brainstormy Apr 2016 #4
Just Christianity???? AlbertCat Apr 2016 #5
An excellent joke article parodying Utah's attack on naughtiness D Gary Grady Apr 2016 #6
ha! fooled again! RussBLib Apr 2016 #9
There should have been a warning Curmudgeoness Apr 2016 #8
I love Iceland more and more each day. progressoid Apr 2016 #10
Love it! mountain grammy Apr 2016 #11
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