Atheists & Agnostics

LiberalAndProud

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18. Irrational Intercourse

Reply to beam me up scottie (Original post)

Sun Mar 29, 2015, 11:57 PM

Mar 2015

There was a young man from Savannah
Who died in a curious manner:
He whittled a hole
In a telephone pole
And electrified his banana.

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Is this a place for irrational intercourse? [View all] beam me up scottie Mar 2015 OP

Is that even possible? LiberalAndProud Mar 2015 #1

Well how would I know? beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #2

No. But you do seem highly irrational. LiberalAndProud Mar 2015 #3

Well let me put it simpley beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #4

-ists? -ists! LiberalAndProud Mar 2015 #7

Atheicks? beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #9

Limericks, silly. LiberalAndProud Mar 2015 #12

There once was a fellow O'Doole beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #13

Each night Father fills me with dread AlbertCat Mar 2015 #60

LMFAO! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #64

my ex still loves me, edgineered Mar 2015 #5

Sex with an ex is completely rational. beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #8

glad you caught the humor of it! edgineered Mar 2015 #11

Too funny! PJMcK Mar 2022 #94

You should compose a poem. LiberalAndProud Mar 2015 #29

thanks for the chuckle edgineered Mar 2015 #46

As long as intercourse is involved Gore1FL Mar 2015 #6

! beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #10

Is that edhopper Mar 2015 #14

Well that's more rational than beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #15

You're right edhopper Mar 2015 #16

When will we ever learn?: "Dont tutch the but!" Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #82

Ill be over here watching with my camera 3:) (nt) LostOne4Ever Mar 2015 #17

Ok, just go join the other lurkers. beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #30

Irrational Intercourse LiberalAndProud Mar 2015 #18

mmm...bananas beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #27

Lots of entertaining responces here. bvf Mar 2015 #19

Delivery for A HERETIC I AM: LiberalAndProud Mar 2015 #20

Uh oh. Gotta run... n/t. bvf Mar 2015 #22

engineered has an extra s his ex didn't want... beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #28

Thank you! bvf Mar 2015 #44

Better a hard disk... PJMcK Mar 2022 #95

haha - to keep the record straight though, edgineered Mar 2015 #50

Lol! That's perfect! beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #54

IS THIS WHAT IS ALLOWED IN THE GROPE mr blur Mar 2015 #21

RESONATING TANTRIC OPTICS: THE SOLUTION TO ALL ECONOMIC, SOCIAL AND POLITICAL PROBLEMS beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #31

despite the warning on the bottle not to use with alcohol... edgineered Mar 2015 #51

This responce is not helpful to me. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #73

Well, that certainly clears things up.! lindysalsagal Dec 2015 #81

Responce... onager Mar 2015 #23

Any opportunity to talk about your pole, onager. beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #32

.......... Curmudgeoness Mar 2015 #38

Hmph! OK, wouldn't touch that with an 85mm Czech... onager Mar 2015 #48

fuck ya! Warren Stupidity Mar 2015 #24

Oh now you did it. beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #26

Explain your question. What do you want from us? Curmudgeoness Mar 2015 #25

But I AM an evangelical intercourser! beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #33

Sorry if I offended you. Curmudgeoness Mar 2015 #36

What is that word I do not understand? LiberalAndProud Mar 2015 #34

I think I think Curmudgeoness Mar 2015 #37

That is only because you are not all wet like me. LiberalAndProud Mar 2015 #39

Are you all wet? Curmudgeoness Mar 2015 #40

What do you mean? I am not uneasy. LiberalAndProud Mar 2015 #41

You boar me. Curmudgeoness Mar 2015 #42

That makes me feel sad for you. LiberalAndProud Mar 2015 #43

LOLOLOL nt PassingFair Mar 2015 #59

:rofl: Heddi Mar 2015 #62

Hey, I said I used to be a slut. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #65

A rose by any other name... Curmudgeoness Apr 2015 #67

You have put a label on me that is not correct. LiberalAndProud Apr 2015 #69

I'll give you historical baggage. Curmudgeoness Apr 2015 #70

I'll get right on that. LiberalAndProud Apr 2015 #77

You're certainly as qualified to give expert opinions as our other psychologists and philosophers beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #72

Dude! LiberalAndProud Apr 2015 #78

I don't want to know what 'Divide By Zero' looks like. AtheistCrusader Mar 2015 #35

Divide by Zero Error... uriel1972 Mar 2015 #47

Does that make you pi-curious? beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #53

On an unrelated note, my rasperry pi should be waiting in my mailbox when I get home \o/ AtheistCrusader Mar 2015 #55

Oh sure, rub it in. beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #56

Oy, sorry! AtheistCrusader Mar 2015 #57

I saw that. beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #58

So all of a sudden you're pinboy, huh? Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #83

Wait, where's the cat-collar? Heddi Mar 2015 #45

we're all good here, but keep that collar handy edgineered Mar 2015 #49

The hosts are having it engraved. beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #52

Hidden camera: PassingFair Mar 2015 #61

I'd like to petition the hosts to pin this thread to the front page Heddi Mar 2015 #63

Ack! No! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #66

hahaha suckered. it's pinned hahaha Heddi Apr 2015 #71

So this is what I'll be remembered for... beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #74

We'll always love you for the slut you are Heddi Apr 2015 #75

STOP IT! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #76

Only if I can change my photo in your thread - mr blur Apr 2015 #68

Oops! beam me up scottie Dec 2015 #79

There once was a fellow named Satan progressoid Dec 2015 #80

Irrational intercourse sometimes makes the news Kennah Jan 2016 #84

LOL! beam me up scottie Jan 2016 #85

Satire site. The Onion is facing stiff competition these days, no pun intended. n/t Kennah Jan 2016 #86

Not that the story couldn't be real, I don't put anything past that crew. beam me up scottie Jan 2016 #87

I'd be happy seeing FBI agents haul away boxes of dildos n/t Kennah Jan 2016 #88

! beam me up scottie Jan 2016 #90

Isn't "irrational intercourse" a polite term for the more clinically accurate "fucking crazy" n/t Kennah Jan 2016 #89

Funny story. beam me up scottie Jan 2016 #91

I had a rash with a discharge once . olddots Feb 2016 #92

Only if you are discussing the square root of two. Sam1 Feb 2021 #93

Apparently so, since one group of christians here can accuse Genki Hikari Nov 2022 #96

No, try the religion forums for that Warpy Oct 2023 #97

It's enough that *rational* intercourse *is* allowed. 4th Feb 2025 #98

no thats may 8 samnsara Mar 2025 #99