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5. Very tangential.

A young man spots an older man on the train platform. The older man is wearing a watch.

"Excuse me, do you have the time?" he asks.

The older man ignores him.

"Pardon me, sir. Can you tell me what time it is?"

Silence.

"What's the deal, friend?" the younger man exclaims. "Why are you ignoring me?"

The older man turns to him. "I don't know you. Perhaps we'll inadvertently sit together on the train. Maybe we'll get to chatting. Possibly we'll become friends. I might invite you to a Seder. You could meet my daughter. She might fall in love with you. You may become engaged." he explains.

"What do I want with a son-in-law can't afford a watch?"