Help me out here, astro pros... Jupiter rules Republican party?

[noel711]

That's what I've been told: Jupiter.
And that I don't get:
Jupiter is Big DAddy, and is jovial, welcoming,
happy, optimistic, and generous... see the issue?
Oh I know Republicans see themselves as patriarchal,
but in an oppressive, denying kind of way.
"MY way or the highway.."

And conversely, I've heard that SAturn rules the Democratic party:
Saturn? Stern, rigorous, disciplined, demanding...??

I look at the present Republican party, and see a lot of Capricorn:
the demand for hard work, support for the 'successful' (rich)
and scorn for the poor.. and who rules Capricorn? Saturn.

I look at the Democratic Party and see a lot of Aquarius:
visionary, accepting, diverse, inviting, and not taking any crap.
Who rules Aquarius? Uranus....

Enlighten me please, AStro pros!
I'm missing something here