Mango scratched his head.

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7. Would you like me to loan you this book?

Mango looked guilty, as if he'd just been caught with his hand in a Rupi jar.

But just then he was so compelled to SCRATCH!

And scratch he did, like a crazy 'ol hounddog, the kind he'd seen in old movies like Ma and Pa Kettle, or The Beverly Hillbillies..ya'll come back now, hear?

And after he'd had his fill of scratching, with his hair quite a mess now, he realized that:
1. He was no longer itchy.
2. All the lice were together OFF his head.
3. They'd formed a circle around a maypole made of other louses, and were dancing wildly.

LOUIE! LOUIE!