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Beakybird

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1. How funny!

Reply to brooklynite (Original post)

Wed Nov 6, 2019, 10:00 AM

Nov 2019

My mom told my dad that I was a miracle from the delivery room, but then the phone went dead.
His friends asked if it was a boy or a girl, and he replied, "She said it's a mackerel."

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It's a Miracle! [View all] brooklynite Nov 2019 OP

How funny! Beakybird Nov 2019 #1

It's not a miracle... safeinOhio Nov 2019 #2

Not even then Major Nikon Nov 2019 #6

Maybe they can have miraculous abortions. n/t 5X Nov 2019 #3

ahem ahem... spontaneous miscarriages... uriel1972 Nov 2019 #5

I'm going to go out on a limb SCantiGOP Nov 2019 #4

That or... Major Nikon Nov 2019 #7

How many Jesi does the world really need tho... uriel1972 Nov 2019 #8

Perhaps some lesser demigods are in order Major Nikon Nov 2019 #9