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11. Wouldn't be enough room for all those beds and bedrooms anyway.

Fri May 31, 2019, 01:23 PM

May 2019

Where do they put all those people from over several millennia anyway? Are they stacking them up in bunk beds, or do you even need sleep up there?

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Christian writer clarifies that there will be no sex in Heaven [View all] Soph0571 May 2019 OP

Then is it even Heaven? The Velveteen Ocelot May 2019 #1

'In heaven's there ain't no beer, thats why I'm . . . ' empedocles May 2019 #2

..-. - ... Anon-C May 2019 #3

Maybe he is speaking personally nocoincidences May 2019 #4

Very telling when you can't even manage to get laid in heaven Major Nikon May 2019 #8

People will be so blinded by gold brick streets and pearl gates to care The Genealogist May 2019 #5

That makes sense. Since sex is strictly for procreation in their eyes GemDigger May 2019 #6

Better check your map Midnightwalk May 2019 #7

... Major Nikon May 2019 #9

Perhaps if God... uriel1972 Jun 2019 #16

Nobody Don't Need No Viagra In Heaven! MineralMan May 2019 #10

Wouldn't be enough room for all those beds and bedrooms anyway. brush May 2019 #11

Well, per one conversation I had many years ago... The Genealogist May 2019 #12

Well, fuck that. (n/t) Iggo Jun 2019 #14

. well then... uriel1972 Jun 2019 #15