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Cartoonist

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2. My imaginative scenario

Reply to MineralMan (Reply #1)

Thu Apr 18, 2019, 01:26 PM

Apr 2019

Concerned members of the Catholic Daughters of America meet with the Monsignor.

Mom #1: Those paintings are giving my son nightmares!

Mons. : But they are Holy Men.

Mom #2: Even that guy with the knife?

Mons. : That would be Abraham.

Mom #3: Do we need to see a man being eaten by a whale?

Mons. : It ends well for him.

Mom #4: Why are there no women depicted?

Mons. : (hemming and hawing) Perhaps we can commission a new mural.

Mom #5: First, cover up the old one. Especially the one on the left. If that's supposed to be Adam, then I feel sorry for Eve.

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