Fucking Suarez.

[Aquavit]

7. Jail time?

It's got to be a lifetime ban, if not also jail time, at this point for Suarez. He is an absolutely brilliant footballer, but at the same time he is clearly just not capable of controlling himself well enough; it's like he simply can't remind himself "it's just a game."

FIFA has simply got to do the right thing and impose a lifetime ban on him. If it were his first infraction, yeah ok a lengthy suspension might suffice. However, this is the THIRD TIME he's physically assaulted someone on the pitch, and this time the whole freaking world got to see it!! Enough is enough, already!

Suarez OUT.