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True Dough

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14. This would make for an amusing hidden-camera video

Reply to Norrrm (Reply #9)

Fri Jun 20, 2025, 08:59 PM

Jun 20

"Excuse me sir/ma'am, I suffer from severe arthritis in my hands and I'm unable to adjust my junk. Would you be willing to make a quick shift for me down there?"

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Why, why, why, do guys ALWAYS HAVE TO ADJUST THEIR PRIVATE PARTS!!!!!! [View all] a kennedy Jun 20 OP

It makes things feel better. Speaking from experience chicoescuela Jun 20 #1

Things occasionally move out of place. RandySF Jun 20 #2

Personal considerations. anciano Jun 20 #3

Tight, abrasive clothing. Chipper Chat Jun 20 #4

Try wearing a bra. sinkingfeeling Jun 20 #6

DUZY Chipper Chat Jun 20 #12

next up, women who adjust their bra straps in public nt msongs Jun 20 #5

Balls stuck to a leg... ZDU Jun 20 #7

Why are you staring at their private parts? synni Jun 20 #8

Because it's not polite to have someone else help you do it in public. Norrrm Jun 20 #9

This would make for an amusing hidden-camera video True Dough Jun 20 #14

Lmfao ZDU Jun 20 #19

In many cases it's because they are wearing a cup. rsdsharp Jun 20 #10

I suspect having to wear a protective cup doesn't help... buzzycrumbhunger Jun 20 #11

Those parts are delicate, okay? Auggie Jun 20 #13

Speaking of which... True Dough Jun 20 #15

Yep. And then there's this scene from the Sopranos ... Auggie Jun 21 #21

Try this: sl8 Jun 20 #16

Because they move around and you want them in the right place. BlueTsunami2018 Jun 20 #17

Best post in the Sports Group in years. madinmaryland Jun 20 #18

Because justaprogressive Jun 20 #20

Ask Jim Thome. Capt. America Jun 23 #22