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Duncanpup

(13,960 posts) Sun Jan 15, 2023, 03:30 PM Jan 2023

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A father gets his son and daughter on a call and tells them your mom and I are getting divorced. [View all]

The kids are hysterical Dad you and Mom have been married 40 year's do not file any divorce paperwork until we both fly in to talk to you.

The father hangs up the phone turns to his wife and smiles and says dear they both are coming for Christmas and paying their own airfare.

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A father gets his son and daughter on a call and tells them your mom and I are getting divorced. [View all] Duncanpup Jan 2023 OP

Good one! 🤣👍 SheltieLover Jan 2023 #1

Another positive --- the xmas gift is cheap. Just say "OK, we'll stay together because of you." erronis Jan 2023 #2

ROFL Joinfortmill Jan 2023 #3

True story - a guy in Texas couldn't get his family to come visit, so Liberty Belle Jan 2023 #4

Hilarious Duncanpup Jan 2023 #5

😁 Yup, that'd work. Duppers Jan 2023 #10

You are such a scamp. GentryDixon Jan 2023 #6

⬆️⬆️this⬆️⬆️ irisblue Jan 2023 #7

AND there goes another keyboard rurallib Jan 2023 #8

Real good one KS Toronado Jan 2023 #9

Sorry Rebl2 Jan 2023 #11

Yeah. Yeah it was. rubbersole Jan 2023 #12

ROFL SouthernDem4ever Jan 2023 #13

Too good malaise Jan 2023 #14

Wouldn't work with us. DFW Jan 2023 #15

Awesome friend like you my wife and I Duncanpup Jan 2023 #16

We were together 8 years before getting married DFW Jan 2023 #17

P.S. DFW Jan 2023 #18