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So a guy breaks into a house. [View all]
It's completely dark. Out of the darkness a voice yells, "hey, me and Jesus is watching you!" The burglar freezes until it's quiet again.
As soon as he starts moving again the voice yells out, "hey, me and Jesus is watching you!" The burglar takes a risk and shines his flashlight around the room. The light falls on a cage and inside is a parrot that yells, "hey, me and Jesus is watching you!!
The burglar laughs and says, "you are nothing by an old moth eaten parrot, you can't do nothing!" The parrot says, "you are right, I'm nothing but a moth eaten parrot, but Jesus is a 90 pound Doberman standing behind you."
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