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In reply to the discussion: I married my wife for her looks [View all]

Aussie105

(6,645 posts)
4. Never forget . . .
Thu Aug 4, 2022, 07:00 AM
Aug 2022

The wife you marry is like the display model in the car dealer's showroom, all glitz and glamour.

When the miles accumulate though, she may turn into . . . a copy of her mother!

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I married my wife for her looks [View all] Duncanpup Aug 2022 OP
I feel pretty lucky. multigraincracker Aug 2022 #1
I told my was wife once that I made a good investment because Emile Aug 2022 #2
Who loves you more? Your wife or your dog? rubbersole Aug 2022 #3
oh my! Roc2020 Aug 2022 #7
Never forget . . . Aussie105 Aug 2022 #4
Uhhh if..fish..had..wings Aug 2022 #5
I liked that one Escurumbele Aug 2022 #6
All is well. The trouble starts when she stops looking at you! MLAA Aug 2022 #8
I have a T-shirt with than printed on the back. TomSlick Aug 2022 #9
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