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2. I told my was wife once that I made a good investment because

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 06:31 AM

Aug 2022

she is almost twice the size that she was when I married her. Not a good choice of words!

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I married my wife for her looks [View all] Duncanpup Aug 2022 OP

I feel pretty lucky. multigraincracker Aug 2022 #1

I told my was wife once that I made a good investment because Emile Aug 2022 #2

Who loves you more? Your wife or your dog? rubbersole Aug 2022 #3

oh my! Roc2020 Aug 2022 #7

Never forget . . . Aussie105 Aug 2022 #4

Uhhh if..fish..had..wings Aug 2022 #5

I liked that one Escurumbele Aug 2022 #6

All is well. The trouble starts when she stops looking at you! MLAA Aug 2022 #8

I have a T-shirt with than printed on the back. TomSlick Aug 2022 #9