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8. you nearly owed me a keyboard.

Wed Jun 1, 2022, 07:28 AM

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My wife dressed up as a police officer in bedroom last night [View all] Duncanpup Jun 2022 OP

So... no night stick Tetrachloride Jun 2022 #1

Maybe no night stick, but... lostinhere Jun 2022 #2

No please stay Duncanpup Jun 2022 #3

yikes. 2naSalit Jun 2022 #4

Neither armed nor dangerous nor able to shoot a shot IronLionZion Jun 2022 #5

And then rubbed my belly Duncanpup Jun 2022 #6

Belly rubs ggma Jun 2022 #14

you nearly owed me a keyboard. niyad Jun 2022 #8

Awesome Duncanpup Jun 2022 #9

So, you got off without having to do hard time. Ohiya Jun 2022 #10

Wicked! ggma Jun 2022 #15

Assault with a dead weapon? Ptah Jun 2022 #11

The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.? AllaN01Bear Jun 2022 #13

Sounds like a missed deweiner! Emile Jun 2022 #16

You win this round KS Toronado Jun 2022 #17