Texas rule requiring burial or cremation of fetal tissue shames women, suit says

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3. Since most spontaneous abortions occur rather quickly

so quickly a woman doesn't realize she's been pregnant, all used sanitary napkins, tampons, and menstrual cup contents should be bagged and sent to one's Republican representative in the state lege along with the request to him/her to examine them and determine whether or not a casket should be ordered for the funeral on their return.

Abortion clinics are off the hook since medical waste is already incinerated.