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11. Funny (I hope) story from my friend
Fri Mar 15, 2024, 11:53 AM
Mar 2024

He asked his proctologist how he chose that field.
The Dr. told a story of his doing residency in the ER. A patient came in who’d been in a car wreck and went through the windshield. As you can imagine it was pretty ghastly.

After they finish (no idea of the outcome) he sat down and hung his head. “I can’t do this anymore” he said. His supervisor sat down with him and tried to console him. “Have you considered proctology?”
“Huh?”
“Well, it’s been my experience after years in the ER that when someone goes through a windshield they almost never do it ass first”


He changed his residency.

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Great to hear DarthDem Mar 2024 #1
Thank you, taking to the couch Walleye Mar 2024 #8
Good news indeed, I gotta get one soon. a kennedy Mar 2024 #2
It sure is good to get it over with Walleye Mar 2024 #7
What's your first meal? underpants Mar 2024 #3
When my friend used to take me we would go for bacon and egg and cheese sandwiches. But today I have Walleye Mar 2024 #6
Funny (I hope) story from my friend underpants Mar 2024 #11
Reminds me of the story of two friends who hung their medical shingles together. Bumbles Mar 2024 #14
😆 underpants Mar 2024 #18
That's a GREAT story! calimary Mar 2024 #15
😆 underpants Mar 2024 #19
My tradition is stopping for In-N-Out JoseBalow Mar 2024 #29
Good to spread the word that a colonoscopy is a breeze. applegrove Mar 2024 #4
Exactly so, I'm feeling almost back to normal now. And glad I did it Walleye Mar 2024 #5
What a relief! Glad to hear you're all done now! Diamond_Dog Mar 2024 #9
Thank you Walleye Mar 2024 #24
Glad that's over for you EYESORE 9001 Mar 2024 #10
Where professionals get their training Turbineguy Mar 2024 #12
I gotta admit, I laughed and laughed Walleye Mar 2024 #27
LOL! He's hilarious! JoseBalow Mar 2024 #30
Yay! Home safe and sound. Bumbles Mar 2024 #13
Sounds good, but eat more fiber. surfered Mar 2024 #16
Yep gotta get into more vegetables, I eat lots of fruit Walleye Mar 2024 #22
The mental connection to your gut is fascinating. and frightening. Beware, it can do a number on ya. twodogsbarking Mar 2024 #32
We've started drink powdered Benefiber in water surfered Mar 2024 #33
Yeah I do take fiber Metamucil type capsules when I think of it Walleye Mar 2024 #34
I was on the 3 yr plan, but I graduated surfered Mar 2024 #35
Good for you, no not as bad as it used to be. So I have to go back in three years, that seems like a long time right now Walleye Mar 2024 #36
The scope isn't bad. The prep is less nasty than it used to be. I have had two. twodogsbarking Mar 2024 #17
Everything is OK, had some eggs and some yogurt feeling back to normal. I first started getting them when they were Walleye Mar 2024 #21
I had two DownriverDem Mar 2024 #20
Huggggs. Glad it is done with. Vibes for decent lab results. Rest. niyad Mar 2024 #23
Thanks so much Walleye Mar 2024 #28
as long as i could do saltines + squirt. the grapefruice flavoring not enough. tried spearmint. nope, peppermint was it. pansypoo53219 Mar 2024 #25
GOOD NEWS! elleng Mar 2024 #26
I usually get the double scope. multigraincracker Mar 2024 #31
That's a pretty good sick joke,glad you're OK Walleye Mar 2024 #39
Thank you. multigraincracker Mar 2024 #40
I had that a few years back - TBF Mar 2024 #37
Thank you, 4 polyps he said come back in three years, I have a family history Walleye Mar 2024 #38
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