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Creative Speculation

Midnight Writer

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11. I think maybe God is avoiding us, too.

Reply to Stuart G (Original post)

Mon Apr 11, 2022, 10:31 AM

Apr 2022

God created a puppy for His House, and it started running around crapping on His floors and chewing up His shoes and it got so bad He just doesn't want to deal with it.

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About Intelligent "Aliens" Existing? Aliens have been here and they are..."avoiding us" [View all] Stuart G Apr 2022 OP

They're letting us age, like wine. dchill Apr 2022 #1

I like your sentence..............."not fit to cleanse the palate".. Stuart G Apr 2022 #2

If aliens like Rembrandt, they have already left. Tetrachloride Apr 2022 #3

Science fiction has played with this idea for years, and has some... TreasonousBastard Apr 2022 #4

There are two thoughts on this matter, equally awesome Otto_Harper Apr 2022 #5

According to My Son The Astronomer, PoindexterOglethorpe Aug 2022 #22

They have a Prime Directive. Marcuse Apr 2022 #6

"Case closed"? PJMcK Apr 2022 #7

The hard evidence that I have is very simple: There are millions of planets in the galaxy.. Stuart G Apr 2022 #14

Maybe there is one and only one intelligent life in each galaxy at any one time. PoindexterOglethorpe Apr 2022 #17

Other theories NJCher Apr 2022 #8

If you lived on an island and could see a MAGAt island, you'd avoid it too. . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Apr 2022 #9

They came down and saw us being led around by dogs doc03 Apr 2022 #10

More likely, they observe the planet and conclude PoindexterOglethorpe Aug 2022 #23

I think maybe God is avoiding us, too. Midnight Writer Apr 2022 #11

Here's another thing to keep in mind. PoindexterOglethorpe Apr 2022 #12

According to an episode of the "Ancient Aliens" show, the Aliens are... GReedDiamond Apr 2022 #13

I take it you left out the sarcasm emoji. PoindexterOglethorpe Apr 2022 #15

Hoped it would be unnecessary - nt. GReedDiamond Apr 2022 #16

Whew! I was only slightly concerned. PoindexterOglethorpe Apr 2022 #18

Message auto-removed Name removed May 2022 #19

"Aliens" are probably already here and PufPuf23 May 2022 #20

My take.. quickesst Aug 2022 #21

AND GUESS WHAT?..."IT AIN'T UP TO US IF ALIENS EXIST" iS THAT CORRECT? Stuart G Aug 2022 #24

Your post reminded me.. quickesst Aug 2022 #25

I love that joke. PoindexterOglethorpe Aug 2022 #27

Thanks quickesst Aug 2022 #28

What TFG learned from those Top Secret documents: Backseat Driver Aug 2022 #26

They have not visited our universe! It like saying ghosts are real! Nt USALiberal Sep 2022 #29