Naked woman crashes car into Kohls after PF Chang's happy hour

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And no this wasn't Florida. This was Texas so maybe the Florida spread across the Gulf.

A southwest Houston Kohl's closed early Monday night after a bizarre crash. A naked woman drove her car into the front of the store.

The woman in her late 40s told Houston police she had just left happy hour at PF Chang's. She got into her car and drove straight into the store, which is in the 11700 block of Westheimer. Eyewitnesses say she was traveling around 60 mph across the parking lot before she crashed just 8 feet to the right of the front door.

"It was loud. She just kept going, wouldn't stop. She just went straight into the wall," described Godient Derbigney, a security guard for the shopping center.

She didn't tell police why she didn't stop and why she was naked. Officers say her clothes were on the floorboard and they don't believe she was drunk.