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Election Reform

scottie55

(1,400 posts) Wed May 18, 2016, 01:39 AM May 2016

I'm Running For Congress On A New Platform - I'm Corrupt / Give Me Money [View all]

My platform is simple.

Give me money, and tell me what you want, and I will send you an IOU.

You can cash it in once I am in office.

The people that send me the most money get their favors done first.

Don't delay!

Vote for me!

Think it will work?

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I'm Running For Congress On A New Platform - I'm Corrupt / Give Me Money [View all] scottie55 May 2016 OP

I think you would be jailed pretty quickly for crimes committed. nt silvershadow May 2016 #1

All of this because Bernie won't be the nominee griffi94 May 2016 #2

In India the politicians bring in big trucks filled with money and pay voters for their votes. Baobab May 2016 #3

if you look like Mitt Romney maybe clarkkentvotes Sep 2016 #4

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