Confusion as NO ONE turns up for 'huge' pro Brexit demo in Doncaster

[Denzil_DC]

4. A pro-Brexit demo in Westminster did go ahead yesterday,

though if you'd blinked, you'd have missed it:

Link to tweet

Jonathan Spink @jonathan_spink

Police move huge Brexit protest along on Whitehall.

[Twitter video]

(For those who can't view the video, it shows a very generous estimate of two dozen union flag-brandishing demonstrators ambling along the road while the police, who seriously outnumber them, herd them like ill-trained sheepdogs.)

Some of the replies on that tweet are pretty good:

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Peter Simms 🇪🇺🇬🇧🔶 pro-EU pro-FoM @peterrsimms

One policeman with a broom would have done the trick.

Don't tell him Pike
🇬🇧
@Kaltenjay
Replying to @peterrsimms @jonathan_spink

One policeman waving a Wetherspoons discount voucher would have worked too

The scenes prompted the Washington Post to run a roundup:

On day Britain was supposed to leave E.U., no riots — but plenty of jokes
...
“I think if we don’t leave on 31st of October, this country will explode,” Mark Francois, a hard-line Conservative member of Parliament, told BBC Politics Live in mid-September.

“Civil unrest could happen. I’m not saying it will — or that it’s even likely — but it is possible,” Conservative Party Chairman James Cleverly said at an event in late September.
...
There was no carnage. No Brexit riots. No mass protests. Just thousands of tweets from people sharing sarcastic tales and snapshots from all the ways the country had (or had not) exploded.

While some people had run out of tea bags, others tweeted images of their cats fast asleep in tranquil homes. On one road a lone traffic cone had fallen on its side; on another, a handful of leaves had fallen from the branches of a rather naked-looking tree.
...

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Dai Lama @WelshDalaiLama

The day is upon us.
Mark Francois warned us all.
It's October 31st and Britain has not left the EU.

This country has exploded.

Please share your images of TOTAL CHAOS AND ANARCHY using the hashtag #BritainHasExploded

DevonDad @Hutch_and_Sons

I awoke to discover a fork in the knife section... absolute scenes here!#BritainHasExploded

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2019/10/31/day-britain-was-supposed-leave-eu-no-riots-plenty-jokes/