And I didn't record it.
The man said it was OK for a man to wear lace panties under their pants. And it was OK for women to wear pants. Also when I suggested that Jared Patterson wore lace panties under his suit because that is what transphobic people do he just said he did not know what Mr. Patterson wore under his pants.
Oh and wearing Kilts is OK. And Drag Queen bingo is OK as long as there is no alcohol served.
I had him on the phone for a few minutes and spoke with my best deep Texas accent, (I'm from Jersey but I can accent). I ended up by telling him to have a "Blessed day"
I may call back for more clarification. Like if the man has to be wearing makeup to be guilty of this new law because Donald Trump wears a lot of makeup right? And would Mr. Patterson reject any makeup if he were televised to be consistent with what this new law he wants to enact? And shat if someone just wears a dress with no makeup? Because if it is any sort of plaid it could certainly be considered a kilt right? And we wouldn't want to insult our Americans of Scottish heritage right?
Damn my mind is racing right now.