There will be a 70 mile MAGA-Gras parade on Long Island this Sunday...

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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/maga-gras-trump-parade-heads-to-north-fork-silent-no-more/ar-BB194rvX

We already had one of these, and some boating bullshit, but this one should be interesting. If you know Long Island, you know now is prime pumpkin-picking time and the traffic jams are legendary.

So, these assholes are starting off in Northport, kinda in the middle of the North Shore, and driving about 40 miles to Riverhead, where they will amass in the empty old K-Mart parking lot. Then, they take off for the 30 or so miles to Greenport, where there is never any parking and crowds are bad enough.

I doubt any of them will at least spend a couple of bucks in the pumpkin patches or bakeries on the way. There are some excellent breweries, wineries, and at least one guy who makes some really smooth bourbon in his back yard, but I really, really don't want them drunk, too. Stupid is bad enough.