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112. If anything bad ever happens to your eyes, as the result of some sort of conflict with anyone named Nanook,

Mon Jan 6, 2025, 07:16 PM

Jan 2025

The only way you can get it fixed up
Is to go trudging across the tundra
Mile after mile
Trudging across the tundra
Right down to the parish of St. Alfonzo...

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Could someone please give me some medical advice? [View all] LuckyCharms Jan 2025 OP

Do not clean your ears with your elbows. Ocelot II Jan 2025 #1

Wait... buzzycrumbhunger Jan 2025 #6

Nope. The proper advice is to clean your elbows with someone else's ear. LuckyCharms Jan 2025 #10

Yeah? Whose elbows am I supposed to use? Orrex Jan 2025 #72

Measure twice, cut once. Orrex Jan 2025 #73

It's not measure once cut twice? boonecreek Jan 2025 #88

Don't let me tell you how to live. What do I know? Orrex Jan 2025 #91

Just remember, it is better to be rich and healthy, than to be sick and poor. FSogol Jan 2025 #2

I'm sick and tired. Does that count? LuckyCharms Jan 2025 #11

Yes, and it's better to live on your feet than die on your knees Walleye Jan 2025 #56

Don't vote republican. Lunabell Jan 2025 #3

Truer words were never spoken. LuckyCharms Jan 2025 #38

LOL... buzzycrumbhunger Jan 2025 #4

Seriously now... LuckyCharms Jan 2025 #12

I'm still wearing my Halloween mask whenever I go out too. magicarpet Jan 2025 #29

Hey, they should be THANKING you for that... LuckyCharms Jan 2025 #31

So do I. Masks and stares. wnylib Jan 2025 #80

Good Disease Suggestion ExistingEmu5280 Jan 2025 #110

welcome to DU gopiscrap Jan 2025 #123

We still mask up boonecreek Jan 2025 #90

RSV is something to be concerned about, but wnylib Jan 2025 #113

Yeah, we really need to get the RSV shot. boonecreek Jan 2025 #116

Never put your finger in your navel at the end of a sweaty day of hard work... MiHale Jan 2025 #5

That's a good point. Can I just put my finger in and leave it without smelling it? LuckyCharms Jan 2025 #8

Doctor says...never smell MiHale Jan 2025 #37

And never pick you nose with that finger... LuckyCharms Jan 2025 #39

Yeah, but now you really wanna sniff it don't cha? MiHale Jan 2025 #49

alright, I just tried the finger/belly button thing... LuckyCharms Jan 2025 #51

... and never Danascot Jan 2025 #96

Don't kiss your honey LuckyCharms Jan 2025 #97

DU'ers never fail to make me laugh. Dem2theMax Jan 2025 #75

Never ever put your elbow in your belly button Marthe48 Jan 2025 #93

Also, never smell your belly button directly LuckyCharms Jan 2025 #107

You forgot the part True Dough Jan 2025 #7

My stains are clear because I drink a lot of water. LuckyCharms Jan 2025 #9

You should star in commercials True Dough Jan 2025 #15

Liquid, powder, or pods? LuckyCharms Jan 2025 #16

Just so I'm clear True Dough Jan 2025 #17

I guess I'll go with the liquid... LuckyCharms Jan 2025 #19

You have exquisite taste! True Dough Jan 2025 #22

The liquid doesn't clog your pipes Marthe48 Jan 2025 #108

Like a Liquid Plumr? True Dough Jan 2025 #109

They were light years ahead on the texting shortcuts Marthe48 Jan 2025 #111

On second thought, True Dough Jan 2025 #114

The human body was built for movement Unladen Swallow Jan 2025 #13

Thank you. Quick question: LuckyCharms Jan 2025 #14

Blinking will not be enough if it's a bowel movement🤣 sheshe2 Jan 2025 #20

I never blink when doing that... LuckyCharms Jan 2025 #21

Bwahahaha. sheshe2 Jan 2025 #24

That's how we know shit is not a bad word. Mr.Bill Jan 2025 #71

No Unladen Swallow Jan 2025 #77

A safety net is very important! Hope22 Jan 2025 #18

Can I just wrap myself in bubble wrap? LuckyCharms Jan 2025 #23

Brilliant idea but definitely lots of holes for breathing!😁💗💗 Hope22 Jan 2025 #85

I offered to bubble wrap you several months ago Niagara Jan 2025 #103

I know. I should have taken your offer, because LuckyCharms Jan 2025 #104

SAMSQUANCH! Niagara Jan 2025 #105

Reaching for the yellow light counts as exercise, too. wnylib Jan 2025 #82

Lol! True words! Hope22 Jan 2025 #86

Ice, elevation, and happybird Jan 2025 #25

But, smoking marijuana is LuckyCharms Jan 2025 #26

Awwww :( happybird Jan 2025 #34

Yes, but he's not fun anymore when you see him up close. LuckyCharms Jan 2025 #36

Dark chocolate is actually good for you! CrispyQ Jan 2025 #27

That sounds delicious! Can I put cheese in it too? LuckyCharms Jan 2025 #32

Why mess with perfection? CrispyQ Jan 2025 #33

But I like cheese! LuckyCharms Jan 2025 #35

Cream cheese. wnylib Jan 2025 #83

Dark chocolate is actually a great cough suppressant TexasBushwhacker Jan 2025 #99

Never ever play leapfrog with a unicorn! Niagara Jan 2025 #28

Why not? LuckyCharms Jan 2025 #30

Or at least, wear a catcher's cup Bluetus Jan 2025 #47

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. IA8IT Jan 2025 #40

I love that movie. LuckyCharms Jan 2025 #45

Don't take medical advice from us randos on the internet. Nt spooky3 Jan 2025 #41

OK, but... LuckyCharms Jan 2025 #43

I'd ask an 8-ball. Nt spooky3 Jan 2025 #46

The ankle bone MFM008 Jan 2025 #42

*Looks in medical dictionary to see what a codswallup is* LuckyCharms Jan 2025 #44

Your Faux pas Jan 2025 #48

Thank you, but how come you don't mention that LuckyCharms Jan 2025 #50

Hadn't thought of that 🤔 Faux pas Jan 2025 #52

I was just joking. LuckyCharms Jan 2025 #53

I was just joking too Faux pas Jan 2025 #60

That's because they're summer teeth... LuckyCharms Jan 2025 #62

Lol Faux pas Jan 2025 #100

Have nerve pain? claudette Jan 2025 #54

My podiatrist told me to get some magnesium spray for toe cramps. LuckyCharms Jan 2025 #55

Really works claudette Jan 2025 #81

Never use hospital toilets. n/t Harker Jan 2025 #57

Ohhhh...you know it, Harker. LuckyCharms Jan 2025 #58

Damn straight! Harker Jan 2025 #61

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. HARKER! LuckyCharms Jan 2025 #63

From my cousin's cardiologist sorcrow Jan 2025 #59

LOL. yep, that's about right too! LuckyCharms Jan 2025 #64

Don't wipe your butt with the Constitution, Bluethroughu Jan 2025 #65

Limit your intake of yellow snow. paulkienitz Jan 2025 #66

Feed a cold, starve a fever.... surfered Jan 2025 #67

Switch to a whole food plant based diet BonnieJW Jan 2025 #68

Truth. WheelWalker Jan 2025 #78

Make sure to breath regularly. LuvLoogie Jan 2025 #69

I'm excited that you're excited! pandr32 Jan 2025 #70

Troubles with soup is better than troubles with no soup. chowmama Jan 2025 #74

Everything's better with soup! nt yellowdogintexas Jan 2025 #119

Careful whom you get advice from IbogaProject Jan 2025 #76

Lots of good advice on this thread. Bookmarking. dgauss Jan 2025 #79

Never eat anything bigger than your head. LudwigPastorius Jan 2025 #84

Watch out where the Huskies go, and do you eat that yellow snow. Ferrets are Cool Jan 2025 #87

Don't drink hemlock! tableturner Jan 2025 #89

20,697 Physicians say ... Donkees Jan 2025 #92

I just want to make your yellow light come on. Emile Jan 2025 #94

Don't eat yellow snow... From The Ashes Jan 2025 #95

Drink Tea. milestogo Jan 2025 #98

No Matter Where You Go EarthAbides Jan 2025 #101

When I see the post tab light lit up.... OAITW r.2.0 Jan 2025 #102

i've been there too. LuckyCharms Jan 2025 #106

If anything bad ever happens to your eyes, as the result of some sort of conflict with anyone named Nanook, JoseBalow Jan 2025 #112

With all the advice you've received are you Dr. Luckycharms now? Harker Jan 2025 #115

Walk a mile whenever you're planning to smoke a camel. And as often as possible, you should take the fifth struggle4progress Jan 2025 #117

When I see that yellow light, I think more like, "Oh shit. What did I say?" Iggo Jan 2025 #118

You can search for peer reviewed journal articles on any matter by googling the medical terms and the word "pubmed". mahina Jan 2025 #120

I know this is dumb and I am embarrassed to ask but what/where is the yellow light of which you speak? yellowdogintexas Jan 2025 #121

Dang that yellow My Posts light causes the flood of cortisol effect! Clouds Passing Jan 2025 #122