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105. SAMSQUANCH!

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Mon Jan 6, 2025, 05:54 PM

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Could someone please give me some medical advice? [View all] LuckyCharms Jan 5 OP

Do not clean your ears with your elbows. Ocelot II Jan 5 #1

Wait... buzzycrumbhunger Jan 5 #6

Nope. The proper advice is to clean your elbows with someone else's ear. LuckyCharms Jan 5 #10

Yeah? Whose elbows am I supposed to use? Orrex Jan 5 #72

Measure twice, cut once. Orrex Jan 5 #73

It's not measure once cut twice? boonecreek Jan 5 #88

Don't let me tell you how to live. What do I know? Orrex Jan 6 #91

Just remember, it is better to be rich and healthy, than to be sick and poor. FSogol Jan 5 #2

I'm sick and tired. Does that count? LuckyCharms Jan 5 #11

Yes, and it's better to live on your feet than die on your knees Walleye Jan 5 #56

Don't vote republican. Lunabell Jan 5 #3

Truer words were never spoken. LuckyCharms Jan 5 #38

LOL... buzzycrumbhunger Jan 5 #4

Seriously now... LuckyCharms Jan 5 #12

I'm still wearing my Halloween mask whenever I go out too. magicarpet Jan 5 #29

Hey, they should be THANKING you for that... LuckyCharms Jan 5 #31

So do I. Masks and stares. wnylib Jan 5 #80

Good Disease Suggestion ExistingEmu5280 Jan 6 #110

welcome to DU gopiscrap Jan 10 #123

We still mask up boonecreek Jan 5 #90

RSV is something to be concerned about, but wnylib Jan 6 #113

Yeah, we really need to get the RSV shot. boonecreek Jan 6 #116

Never put your finger in your navel at the end of a sweaty day of hard work... MiHale Jan 5 #5

That's a good point. Can I just put my finger in and leave it without smelling it? LuckyCharms Jan 5 #8

Doctor says...never smell MiHale Jan 5 #37

And never pick you nose with that finger... LuckyCharms Jan 5 #39

Yeah, but now you really wanna sniff it don't cha? MiHale Jan 5 #49

alright, I just tried the finger/belly button thing... LuckyCharms Jan 5 #51

... and never Danascot Jan 6 #96

Don't kiss your honey LuckyCharms Jan 6 #97

DU'ers never fail to make me laugh. Dem2theMax Jan 5 #75

Never ever put your elbow in your belly button Marthe48 Jan 6 #93

Also, never smell your belly button directly LuckyCharms Jan 6 #107

You forgot the part True Dough Jan 5 #7

My stains are clear because I drink a lot of water. LuckyCharms Jan 5 #9

You should star in commercials True Dough Jan 5 #15

Liquid, powder, or pods? LuckyCharms Jan 5 #16

Just so I'm clear True Dough Jan 5 #17

I guess I'll go with the liquid... LuckyCharms Jan 5 #19

You have exquisite taste! True Dough Jan 5 #22

The liquid doesn't clog your pipes Marthe48 Jan 6 #108

Like a Liquid Plumr? True Dough Jan 6 #109

They were light years ahead on the texting shortcuts Marthe48 Jan 6 #111

On second thought, True Dough Jan 6 #114

The human body was built for movement Unladen Swallow Jan 5 #13

Thank you. Quick question: LuckyCharms Jan 5 #14

Blinking will not be enough if it's a bowel movement🤣 sheshe2 Jan 5 #20

I never blink when doing that... LuckyCharms Jan 5 #21

Bwahahaha. sheshe2 Jan 5 #24

That's how we know shit is not a bad word. Mr.Bill Jan 5 #71

No Unladen Swallow Jan 5 #77

A safety net is very important! Hope22 Jan 5 #18

Can I just wrap myself in bubble wrap? LuckyCharms Jan 5 #23

Brilliant idea but definitely lots of holes for breathing!😁💗💗 Hope22 Jan 5 #85

I offered to bubble wrap you several months ago Niagara Jan 6 #103

I know. I should have taken your offer, because LuckyCharms Jan 6 #104

SAMSQUANCH! Niagara Jan 6 #105

Reaching for the yellow light counts as exercise, too. wnylib Jan 5 #82

Lol! True words! Hope22 Jan 5 #86

Ice, elevation, and happybird Jan 5 #25

But, smoking marijuana is LuckyCharms Jan 5 #26

Awwww :( happybird Jan 5 #34

Yes, but he's not fun anymore when you see him up close. LuckyCharms Jan 5 #36

Dark chocolate is actually good for you! CrispyQ Jan 5 #27

That sounds delicious! Can I put cheese in it too? LuckyCharms Jan 5 #32

Why mess with perfection? CrispyQ Jan 5 #33

But I like cheese! LuckyCharms Jan 5 #35

Cream cheese. wnylib Jan 5 #83

Dark chocolate is actually a great cough suppressant TexasBushwhacker Jan 6 #99

Never ever play leapfrog with a unicorn! Niagara Jan 5 #28

Why not? LuckyCharms Jan 5 #30

Or at least, wear a catcher's cup Bluetus Jan 5 #47

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. IA8IT Jan 5 #40

I love that movie. LuckyCharms Jan 5 #45

Don't take medical advice from us randos on the internet. Nt spooky3 Jan 5 #41

OK, but... LuckyCharms Jan 5 #43

I'd ask an 8-ball. Nt spooky3 Jan 5 #46

The ankle bone MFM008 Jan 5 #42

*Looks in medical dictionary to see what a codswallup is* LuckyCharms Jan 5 #44

Your Faux pas Jan 5 #48

Thank you, but how come you don't mention that LuckyCharms Jan 5 #50

Hadn't thought of that 🤔 Faux pas Jan 5 #52

I was just joking. LuckyCharms Jan 5 #53

I was just joking too Faux pas Jan 5 #60

That's because they're summer teeth... LuckyCharms Jan 5 #62

Lol Faux pas Jan 6 #100

Have nerve pain? claudette Jan 5 #54

My podiatrist told me to get some magnesium spray for toe cramps. LuckyCharms Jan 5 #55

Really works claudette Jan 5 #81

Never use hospital toilets. n/t Harker Jan 5 #57

Ohhhh...you know it, Harker. LuckyCharms Jan 5 #58

Damn straight! Harker Jan 5 #61

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. HARKER! LuckyCharms Jan 5 #63

From my cousin's cardiologist sorcrow Jan 5 #59

LOL. yep, that's about right too! LuckyCharms Jan 5 #64

Don't wipe your butt with the Constitution, Bluethroughu Jan 5 #65

Limit your intake of yellow snow. paulkienitz Jan 5 #66

Feed a cold, starve a fever.... surfered Jan 5 #67

Switch to a whole food plant based diet BonnieJW Jan 5 #68

Truth. WheelWalker Jan 5 #78

Make sure to breath regularly. LuvLoogie Jan 5 #69

I'm excited that you're excited! pandr32 Jan 5 #70

Troubles with soup is better than troubles with no soup. chowmama Jan 5 #74

Everything's better with soup! nt yellowdogintexas Jan 7 #119

Careful whom you get advice from IbogaProject Jan 5 #76

Lots of good advice on this thread. Bookmarking. dgauss Jan 5 #79

Never eat anything bigger than your head. LudwigPastorius Jan 5 #84

Watch out where the Huskies go, and do you eat that yellow snow. Ferrets are Cool Jan 5 #87

Don't drink hemlock! tableturner Jan 5 #89

20,697 Physicians say ... Donkees Jan 6 #92

I just want to make your yellow light come on. Emile Jan 6 #94

Don't eat yellow snow... From The Ashes Jan 6 #95

Drink Tea. milestogo Jan 6 #98

No Matter Where You Go EarthAbides Jan 6 #101

When I see the post tab light lit up.... OAITW r.2.0 Jan 6 #102

i've been there too. LuckyCharms Jan 6 #106

If anything bad ever happens to your eyes, as the result of some sort of conflict with anyone named Nanook, JoseBalow Jan 6 #112

With all the advice you've received are you Dr. Luckycharms now? Harker Jan 6 #115

Walk a mile whenever you're planning to smoke a camel. And as often as possible, you should take the fifth struggle4progress Jan 6 #117

When I see that yellow light, I think more like, "Oh shit. What did I say?" Iggo Jan 6 #118

You can search for peer reviewed journal articles on any matter by googling the medical terms and the word "pubmed". mahina Jan 7 #120

I know this is dumb and I am embarrassed to ask but what/where is the yellow light of which you speak? yellowdogintexas Jan 7 #121

Dang that yellow My Posts light causes the flood of cortisol effect! Clouds Passing Jan 7 #122