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15. You should star in commercials

Sun Jan 5, 2025, 07:36 PM

Jan 5

for LuckyCharms laundry detergent.

"My clothes come out of the washer clean because they went in clean due to my water consumption. You can't possibly drink that much water so buy LuckyCharms laundry detergent."

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Could someone please give me some medical advice? [View all] LuckyCharms Jan 5 OP

Do not clean your ears with your elbows. Ocelot II Jan 5 #1

Wait... buzzycrumbhunger Jan 5 #6

Nope. The proper advice is to clean your elbows with someone else's ear. LuckyCharms Jan 5 #10

Yeah? Whose elbows am I supposed to use? Orrex Jan 5 #72

Measure twice, cut once. Orrex Jan 5 #73

It's not measure once cut twice? boonecreek Jan 5 #88

Don't let me tell you how to live. What do I know? Orrex Jan 6 #91

Just remember, it is better to be rich and healthy, than to be sick and poor. FSogol Jan 5 #2

I'm sick and tired. Does that count? LuckyCharms Jan 5 #11

Yes, and it's better to live on your feet than die on your knees Walleye Jan 5 #56

Don't vote republican. Lunabell Jan 5 #3

Truer words were never spoken. LuckyCharms Jan 5 #38

LOL... buzzycrumbhunger Jan 5 #4

Seriously now... LuckyCharms Jan 5 #12

I'm still wearing my Halloween mask whenever I go out too. magicarpet Jan 5 #29

Hey, they should be THANKING you for that... LuckyCharms Jan 5 #31

So do I. Masks and stares. wnylib Jan 5 #80

Good Disease Suggestion ExistingEmu5280 Jan 6 #110

welcome to DU gopiscrap Jan 10 #123

We still mask up boonecreek Jan 5 #90

RSV is something to be concerned about, but wnylib Jan 6 #113

Yeah, we really need to get the RSV shot. boonecreek Jan 6 #116

Never put your finger in your navel at the end of a sweaty day of hard work... MiHale Jan 5 #5

That's a good point. Can I just put my finger in and leave it without smelling it? LuckyCharms Jan 5 #8

Doctor says...never smell MiHale Jan 5 #37

And never pick you nose with that finger... LuckyCharms Jan 5 #39

Yeah, but now you really wanna sniff it don't cha? MiHale Jan 5 #49

alright, I just tried the finger/belly button thing... LuckyCharms Jan 5 #51

... and never Danascot Jan 6 #96

Don't kiss your honey LuckyCharms Jan 6 #97

DU'ers never fail to make me laugh. Dem2theMax Jan 5 #75

Never ever put your elbow in your belly button Marthe48 Jan 6 #93

Also, never smell your belly button directly LuckyCharms Jan 6 #107

You forgot the part True Dough Jan 5 #7

My stains are clear because I drink a lot of water. LuckyCharms Jan 5 #9

You should star in commercials True Dough Jan 5 #15

Liquid, powder, or pods? LuckyCharms Jan 5 #16

Just so I'm clear True Dough Jan 5 #17

I guess I'll go with the liquid... LuckyCharms Jan 5 #19

You have exquisite taste! True Dough Jan 5 #22

The liquid doesn't clog your pipes Marthe48 Jan 6 #108

Like a Liquid Plumr? True Dough Jan 6 #109

They were light years ahead on the texting shortcuts Marthe48 Jan 6 #111

On second thought, True Dough Jan 6 #114

The human body was built for movement Unladen Swallow Jan 5 #13

Thank you. Quick question: LuckyCharms Jan 5 #14

Blinking will not be enough if it's a bowel movement🤣 sheshe2 Jan 5 #20

I never blink when doing that... LuckyCharms Jan 5 #21

Bwahahaha. sheshe2 Jan 5 #24

That's how we know shit is not a bad word. Mr.Bill Jan 5 #71

No Unladen Swallow Jan 5 #77

A safety net is very important! Hope22 Jan 5 #18

Can I just wrap myself in bubble wrap? LuckyCharms Jan 5 #23

Brilliant idea but definitely lots of holes for breathing!😁💗💗 Hope22 Jan 5 #85

I offered to bubble wrap you several months ago Niagara Jan 6 #103

I know. I should have taken your offer, because LuckyCharms Jan 6 #104

SAMSQUANCH! Niagara Jan 6 #105

Reaching for the yellow light counts as exercise, too. wnylib Jan 5 #82

Lol! True words! Hope22 Jan 5 #86

Ice, elevation, and happybird Jan 5 #25

But, smoking marijuana is LuckyCharms Jan 5 #26

Awwww :( happybird Jan 5 #34

Yes, but he's not fun anymore when you see him up close. LuckyCharms Jan 5 #36

Dark chocolate is actually good for you! CrispyQ Jan 5 #27

That sounds delicious! Can I put cheese in it too? LuckyCharms Jan 5 #32

Why mess with perfection? CrispyQ Jan 5 #33

But I like cheese! LuckyCharms Jan 5 #35

Cream cheese. wnylib Jan 5 #83

Dark chocolate is actually a great cough suppressant TexasBushwhacker Jan 6 #99

Never ever play leapfrog with a unicorn! Niagara Jan 5 #28

Why not? LuckyCharms Jan 5 #30

Or at least, wear a catcher's cup Bluetus Jan 5 #47

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. IA8IT Jan 5 #40

I love that movie. LuckyCharms Jan 5 #45

Don't take medical advice from us randos on the internet. Nt spooky3 Jan 5 #41

OK, but... LuckyCharms Jan 5 #43

I'd ask an 8-ball. Nt spooky3 Jan 5 #46

The ankle bone MFM008 Jan 5 #42

*Looks in medical dictionary to see what a codswallup is* LuckyCharms Jan 5 #44

Your Faux pas Jan 5 #48

Thank you, but how come you don't mention that LuckyCharms Jan 5 #50

Hadn't thought of that 🤔 Faux pas Jan 5 #52

I was just joking. LuckyCharms Jan 5 #53

I was just joking too Faux pas Jan 5 #60

That's because they're summer teeth... LuckyCharms Jan 5 #62

Lol Faux pas Jan 6 #100

Have nerve pain? claudette Jan 5 #54

My podiatrist told me to get some magnesium spray for toe cramps. LuckyCharms Jan 5 #55

Really works claudette Jan 5 #81

Never use hospital toilets. n/t Harker Jan 5 #57

Ohhhh...you know it, Harker. LuckyCharms Jan 5 #58

Damn straight! Harker Jan 5 #61

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. HARKER! LuckyCharms Jan 5 #63

From my cousin's cardiologist sorcrow Jan 5 #59

LOL. yep, that's about right too! LuckyCharms Jan 5 #64

Don't wipe your butt with the Constitution, Bluethroughu Jan 5 #65

Limit your intake of yellow snow. paulkienitz Jan 5 #66

Feed a cold, starve a fever.... surfered Jan 5 #67

Switch to a whole food plant based diet BonnieJW Jan 5 #68

Truth. WheelWalker Jan 5 #78

Make sure to breath regularly. LuvLoogie Jan 5 #69

I'm excited that you're excited! pandr32 Jan 5 #70

Troubles with soup is better than troubles with no soup. chowmama Jan 5 #74

Everything's better with soup! nt yellowdogintexas Jan 7 #119

Careful whom you get advice from IbogaProject Jan 5 #76

Lots of good advice on this thread. Bookmarking. dgauss Jan 5 #79

Never eat anything bigger than your head. LudwigPastorius Jan 5 #84

Watch out where the Huskies go, and do you eat that yellow snow. Ferrets are Cool Jan 5 #87

Don't drink hemlock! tableturner Jan 5 #89

20,697 Physicians say ... Donkees Jan 6 #92

I just want to make your yellow light come on. Emile Jan 6 #94

Don't eat yellow snow... From The Ashes Jan 6 #95

Drink Tea. milestogo Jan 6 #98

No Matter Where You Go EarthAbides Jan 6 #101

When I see the post tab light lit up.... OAITW r.2.0 Jan 6 #102

i've been there too. LuckyCharms Jan 6 #106

If anything bad ever happens to your eyes, as the result of some sort of conflict with anyone named Nanook, JoseBalow Jan 6 #112

With all the advice you've received are you Dr. Luckycharms now? Harker Jan 6 #115

Walk a mile whenever you're planning to smoke a camel. And as often as possible, you should take the fifth struggle4progress Jan 6 #117

When I see that yellow light, I think more like, "Oh shit. What did I say?" Iggo Jan 6 #118

You can search for peer reviewed journal articles on any matter by googling the medical terms and the word "pubmed". mahina Jan 7 #120

I know this is dumb and I am embarrassed to ask but what/where is the yellow light of which you speak? yellowdogintexas Jan 7 #121

Dang that yellow My Posts light causes the flood of cortisol effect! Clouds Passing Jan 7 #122