What is your favorite scene or line from the "A Christmas Story"? line --I double dog dare you" --scene- Ralphie

[Probatim]

9. He had yellow eyes. Yellow Eyes!

This made me laugh years later because of a sales meeting with a colleague and a potential client.

The client is at his desk and I swear to dog, he had yellow eyes.

My colleague and I were born in the same year, same month - so we had a lot in common.

At one point, I realize my colleague has recognized the yellow eyes and knows that I had (maybe still don't have) no filter. He's starting to squirm knowing that, inevitably, I'm going to say something.

I managed to keep my mouth shut all the way through the meeting. We get into the car and I turn to him and whisper "he had yellow eyes. Yellow eyes." My co-worker says - you sonofabitch, I knew you were going to say that in the meeting. You know I have a house, a wife, and two kids. I can't afford your jokes. Then he started laughing to the point of tears.

We worked for a guy who was just as stupid and awful as trump and I'd call out his stupidity to his face. So I had lots of other moments where he'd have to leave or risk getting fired.