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True Dough

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13. Pretty suspicious how the errors are almost always in the store's favor, huh?
Tue Dec 10, 2024, 09:41 PM
Dec 10

And activation fees on gift cards should be illegal!

On another note, since it's you, Marthe, and since you started a thread about grocery stores, I'll leave this here for you:

Tired of constantly being broke, and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife (with himself as the beneficiary), and arranging to have her killed.

A "friend of a friend" put him in touch with a nefarious underworld figure, who went by the name of "Artie." Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000.

The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money.

Artie insisted on being paid SOMETHING up front. The man opened up his wallet, displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, and reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.

A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Safeway grocery store. There, he surprised her in the produce department, and proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath, and slumped on the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the scene. Unwilling to leave any witnesses behind, Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.

Next came the asst. manager and Artie choked him to death also.

Unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by hidden cameras and observed by the store's security guard, who immediately called the police.

Artie was caught and arrested before he could leave the store.

Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the sordid plan, including his financial arrangements with the hapless husband.

And that is why, the next day in the newspaper, the headline declared:

ARTIE CHOKES THREE FOR A DOLLAR AT SAFEWAY

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This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Dec 10 #1
And a lot of stores used to have that policy. kerry-is-my-prez Dec 10 #3
Damn. I try to watch while they ring it up. My BF checks before he leaves the store. kerry-is-my-prez Dec 10 #2
This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Dec 10 #5
Altogether, almost $10 Marthe48 Dec 10 #6
I check my receipts either before leaving the store or scroll through the register screen before paying. Clouds Passing Dec 10 #4
And if you are buying things with multiples in a package, check to ensure they are all in there!! SheltieLover Dec 10 #7
This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Dec 10 #8
Hi Chin! SheltieLover Dec 10 #10
My wife is constantly catching them charging more Emile Dec 10 #9
I check prices as they ring me up LearnedHand Dec 10 #11
Often, the displayed price is inaccurate because cachukis Dec 10 #12
Pretty suspicious how the errors are almost always in the store's favor, huh? True Dough Dec 10 #13
You're a sick person! Marthe48 Dec 10 #14
I pride myself True Dough Dec 10 #17
Hahaha! littlemissmartypants Dec 10 #19
Glad you enjoyed it, LMSP! True Dough Dec 10 #20
What pockets? Who's able to afford pockets? ... littlemissmartypants Dec 11 #21
In the words of Robert Frost: True Dough Dec 11 #23
I make it a practice to check the receipt when I get into my car in the parking lot. It has saved me alwaysinasnit Dec 10 #15
". . . 2 of the gift cards I bought had an activation fee" AverageOldGuy Dec 10 #16
I gotta pay more attention. slightlv Dec 10 #18
And, sadly, S.O.P. (n/t) OldBaldy1701E Dec 11 #22
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