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NNadir

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21. I asked my wife if we have any champagne around the house...

Reply to niyad (Reply #18)

Wed Oct 8, 2025, 09:15 AM

Oct 8

...and she asked me why I wanted to know.

I told her we need to be prepared for the death of the orange pedophile in the White House.

My wife assured me we're prepared. She's into being prepared both for emergencies as well as celebrations.

On that happy day we'll raise a glass to you.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Oct 8 OP

Blew a gasket dreaming of many Democratic officials receiving the Nobel Peace award? SheltieLover Oct 8 #1

Nobel Peace Prize winner is announced October 10--will he Nuke us all when he loses? hlthe2b Oct 8 #2

No, but he might just nuke Norway. /s ShazzieB Oct 8 #13

Outraged over Yarvin's plans to depart USA because slob pats himself on the back too much, he stroked out? SheltieLover Oct 8 #3

Died trying to grab her ... when he mistakenly thought she was wearing a tutu? hlthe2b Oct 8 #4

Haha😂 malaise Oct 8 #9

He's dead emotionally, mentally, psychologically, ethically. no_hypocrisy Oct 8 #5

...yet SheltieLover Oct 8 #6

Yep, four out of five can't do it! bluestarone Oct 8 #31

No, but the Texas National Guard's finest brought snacks underpants Oct 8 #7

Are these the guys Hegseth was talking about? sop Oct 8 #11

Protestors should dress exactly like the ICE goons. twodogsbarking Oct 8 #14

No but malaise Oct 8 #8

Melania's ready for the next chapter in her life... sop Oct 8 #10

Nope Gimpyknee Oct 8 #12

Every morning I check to see if I am dead. If I am not then I check Orrex, hoping. twodogsbarking Oct 8 #15

No. 🤬 ShazzieB Oct 8 #16

please keep this up. I love this daily post. Javaman Oct 8 #17

I can't wait for the global earthquake when we all malaise Oct 8 #20

Agree. THat last post on this subject will be bluestarone Oct 8 #32

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Oct 8 #18

I asked my wife if we have any champagne around the house... NNadir Oct 8 #21

And I to you! niyad Oct 8 #24

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 and it will taste oh so good surfered Oct 8 #26

Hold the vision... SheltieLover Oct 8 #28

Went horizontal Aviation Pro Oct 8 #19

Now that would be sweet malaise Oct 8 #23

I heard Death came for him, shook his head and murmured, Buddyzbuddy Oct 8 #22

I know it's hard, but we need to just be patient surfered Oct 8 #25

No! Get off your ass and get to it! surfered Oct 8 #27

'Is he dead yet?' Trump buttons get Democratic booth kicked from fair, OH cops say LetMyPeopleVote Oct 8 #29

When I refer online to the "festering orange prolapse..." Orrex Oct 8 #35

Not yet, damn, so hopefully. republianmushroom Oct 8 #30

I won't say yes or no until the smell forces an end to the "Weekend at Bernie's" effect Vogon_Glory Oct 8 #33

Took his last shit and keeled over ungracefully while on TV Blue Owl Oct 8 #34