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Ocelot II

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12. He's not a piece of shit and he's not an asshole. Shit is useful as fertilizer,

Reply to Eliot Rosewater (Original post)

Mon Jul 14, 2025, 05:38 PM

Jul 14

and assholes are necessary body parts. There has to be some word for something that's nasty, malodorous, and completely offensive while being absolutely useless and having no reason whatsoever to exist. That's a hard word to think of because all creatures and their secretions, no matter how weird, icky, smelly or dangerous, have a place in some ecosystem. Cockroaches, slime molds, toadstools, naked mole rats, tarantulas, snot, shit, whatever, all have a reason to exist. Even vomit. It's stuff your body doesn't want and a dog will probably come along and eat it anyhow. But there's no purpose for Trump except to bring misery. I don't know if his body would even grow maggots.

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I have a request for folks, whenever referring to the piece of shit please don't [View all] Eliot Rosewater Jul 14 OP

Would shitstain be acceptable BOSSHOG Jul 14 #1

Not a piece Traildogbob Jul 14 #2

A puddle of rancid diarrhea Blue Owl Jul 14 #13

Markwayne Mullin? writerJT Jul 14 #3

I tend to use TSF milestogo Jul 14 #4

I use it, too. A lot. Deuxcents Jul 14 #6

I like that also, some of my friends simply type POS Eliot Rosewater Jul 14 #9

I use that too, although I thought the S BlueKota Jul 14 #26

Do you ForgedCrank Jul 14 #5

Yes, as I'm pretty sure most everyone here agrees with that endearing sentiment so I use it Deuxcents Jul 14 #7

How about just this: 💩 MrWowWow Jul 14 #8

I don't know how to do that. milestogo Jul 14 #10

Right click on screen and a menu pops up. sheshe2 Jul 14 #14

Right click on a browser webpage? Eliot Rosewater Jul 14 #17

Right click on your reply post.😊You can do it in the reply title... sheshe2 Jul 14 #20

I'm on my phone now so I guess I have to wait till I get to my laptop Eliot Rosewater Jul 14 #22

💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 milestogo Jul 14 #18

LOL! sheshe2 Jul 14 #21

I like that also, keep it up. Eliot Rosewater Jul 14 #11

He's not a piece of shit and he's not an asshole. Shit is useful as fertilizer, Ocelot II Jul 14 #12

Perhaps a H2O Man Jul 14 #16

Right. H2O Man Jul 14 #15

Adding: No cute/affectionate names (Donnie, Trumpy), no pics of his F-face. UTUSN Jul 14 #19

POSOTUS Zorro Jul 14 #23

Go for it, but it's not a reasonable expectation of others TheProle Jul 14 #24

Nope. Ms. Toad Jul 14 #25

100% agree obamanut2012 Jul 14 #27

Agreed. It's rather Trump-like. 🤮 writerJT Jul 14 #28

+1 leftstreet Jul 14 #35

Pedo in chief Jaydog Jul 14 #29

I have used tRump, but I will try to use "the orange piece of shit" hope that's ok too a kennedy Jul 14 #30

It's what they said about Mussolini Kid Berwyn Jul 14 #31

No, I'm not going to do that... Raine Jul 14 #32

Great way to make search here useless, if people try to find a thread about Trump. highplainsdem Jul 14 #33

I only refer to him as the Rapist. bif Jul 14 #34