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(You know what state) man blames his dog for bad driving. 4 47of74 Oct 2015 Oct 2015 2 1794

58 year old woman has excuse for shoplifting stuff from Macy's 4 47of74 Oct 2015 Oct 2015 1 1671

"Olivia Pope" called 911 from Iowa City bar 1 47of74 Oct 2015 Oct 2015 1 1672

Meanwhile at Target... 0 47of74 Oct 2015 Oct 2015 1 1374

Alabama Wal-Mart put gun oil in sports department. 2 47of74 Oct 2015 Oct 2015 5 1481

Alaska woman gets naked and trashes Subway 2 47of74 Oct 2015 Oct 2015 1 1434

Chinese man attempted to remove hemorrhoids with a sword 0 47of74 Oct 2015 Oct 2015 0 1537

Florida woman has a unique way of promoting breast cancer awareness 0 47of74 Oct 2015 Oct 2015 1 1287

Dumb Criminals: Maryland Convenience Store Robber Had Uber Getaway Car 1 Initech Oct 2015 Oct 2015 0 1702

NYC aunt loses lawsuit against 12-year-old nephew over hug that broke her wrist 1 UrbScotty Oct 2015 Oct 2015 0 1400

Florida Woman Streamed Live Video Of Drunken Driving 1 LiberalElite Oct 2015 Oct 2015 0 1353

Dumb Criminals: Florida (Obviously) Man Suspected Of Car Theft Drives Stolen Car To Police Station 1 Initech Oct 2015 Oct 2015 1 1651

Dumb criminals: Man (no, not that state) calls 911 b/c girlfriend refused to have sex with him. 1 47of74 Oct 2015 Oct 2015 3 1454

Dumb Criminals: Man Arrested Digging Up Father's Grave To Argue With Corpse 4 Initech Aug 2015 Oct 2015 1 1956

Dumb Criminals: DUI Suspect Makes 10 Year Old Designated Driver (No, Not That State) 4 Initech Aug 2015 Oct 2015 3 2562

Tourists urged to please stop fondling statue's breasts for photos 5 PoliticAverse Oct 2015 Oct 2015 0 2738

Abusive, homophobic drunkard wants Jalapeno Mac and Cheese--fascinating display of assholishness. 6 MADem Oct 2015 Oct 2015 0 2020

British guy jailed for exposure claims his penis is too small to expose in public. 0 47of74 Oct 2015 Oct 2015 0 1365

ISIS Have Opened Two Theme Parks For Young Children 1 n2doc Oct 2015 Oct 2015 0 1328

Planet Bieber update: Justin debunks the big bang theory 2 n2doc Oct 2015 Oct 2015 1 1642

Man in blue unitard burgalized a subway. (Not in that state) 1 47of74 Aug 2015 Oct 2015 1 2799

Florida woman calls 911 to report drug deal ripoff 0 47of74 Oct 2015 Oct 2015 4 1315

Woman texts wrong guy; three years later, they're married 2 UrbScotty Sep 2015 Sep 2015 4 1700

12th placed driver in F1 Championship passes his driving test 1 muriel_volestrangler Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1298

Police: Dog rescued after driving owner's pickup into lake 0 PoliticAverse Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1219

Brooklyn man calls deaf service over 4,000 times to masturbate 0 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 2 1334

Man (no, not Florida) shoots self in scrotum while high on meth. 0 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1334

(Guess) Monkey runs amok. 2 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1542

Driver uses lighter to try to kill spider, burns gas pump (NOT Florida) 2 UrbScotty Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1537

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Man shoots self in penis, lies to police 4 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 4 1577

Florida Cops Arrest Woman, 20, Wanted on Warrant for Riding Sea Turtle 2 PoliticAverse Sep 2015 Sep 2015 2 1447

Kansas man steals combine, sparks slow-speed chase 1 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 2 1430

San Francisco Bartender Orders Dominos', Gets $1300 In Cash Instead 0 Initech Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1590

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Woman tries to escape moving car due to spider; causes crash 6 UrbScotty Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 2041

MAN SURVIVES AFTER PANE OF GLASS FALLS ON HIM 3 jakeXT Sep 2015 Sep 2015 2 1529

Dumb Criminals: Robbers post pictures of their ill gotten wads of cash on Facebook. 2 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1582

Man falsely claims to be illegal immigrant to try to get sent back to Iran from Manchester 0 muriel_volestrangler Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1310

Man called police because his girlfriend's cat ate all the bacon. 4 47of74 Aug 2015 Sep 2015 5 1785

Really Dumb Criminals: Would Be Bank Robber Attempts To Deposit Cash Into Own Account 0 Initech Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1644

U.K.: Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex 5 LiberalElite Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1836

Drunken Woman Arrested For Public Sex: 'I Was In The Mood' 4 left-of-center2012 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1923

Joker letting cat chase gun laser sight accidentally shoots roommate 4 n2doc Sep 2015 Sep 2015 3 1715

(You know what state) man accidently texts police officer looking for drugs. 0 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1385

Splendor outside the supermarket: couple caught for public sex 3 shenmue Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1753

Argument over Doritos leads to man getting arrested. (I think you know where) 2 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1663

Dumb Criminals: Florida (Obviously) Man Arrested For Masturbating At A Burger King 1 Initech Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1569

New largest penis? 19 inches compared to the 13 inch one of the man 6 Maraya1969 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 6026

NYC sought to fire man for missing work -- but he'd died 2 47of74 Aug 2015 Sep 2015 1 1582

‘Fire selfies’ after a jealous rage lead to Maryland man’s arrest 2 FSogol Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1721

Man with almost-perfect poop donates it to help patients with C-diff infection 4 Dr. Strange Aug 2015 Sep 2015 2 1704

Man has 6.5 inch penis tattoo removed from thigh in a bid to win back wife (No, not from that state) 1 47of74 Aug 2015 Sep 2015 3 1592

Idaho replaces sign at mile marker 420, because stoners 2 UrbScotty Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1927

Teacher Was Late To School 111 Times Because Of Breakfast 6 left-of-center2012 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1957

Idiot busted after his dog tested positive for meth. 1 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1480

5 painful times male genitalia made the news 5 TexasTowelie Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 2063

Man in bear costume harasses bears in Alaska 3 PoliticAverse Aug 2015 Aug 2015 2 1697

Dumb Criminals: Minnesota Shoplifter Took $300 In Goods From Mall, Arrived In, and Left In Limo 2 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1745

Dumb Criminals: Shoplifter Hid Steaks In Colostomy Bag 7 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1826

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Dumb criminals: Jailed Jerry Springer fan faces assault charges. You know which state. 4 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1619

From the Vault of the Museum of Sex - Macura's Pulsocon (NSFW) 0 LiberalElite Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1451

Dumb Criminals: Woman Tried To Sneak Weed Into Jail In Bible 2 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1761

This man has been trying to live life as a goat 1 Recursion Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1450

NY Executive sues boss who 'kept her as sex slave' for 7 years 0 rocktivity Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1753

News anchor walks off set rather than do another Kardashian story 2 UrbScotty Aug 2015 Aug 2015 3 1727

Dumb Criminals: Chicago Man Steals Vibrator, Signs Release Name As "Obama Is A Criminal" 2 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1780

New England Braces For a Wet and Penetrating Storm 0 TexasTowelie Aug 2015 Aug 2015 3 1201

Teen gets senior pictures taken at Taco Bell 0 UrbScotty Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1493

Drunk student wakes up to find he emailed professor to tell him he loves him, 'sorry that u r bald', 0 bananas Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1784

Taiwan: everybody loves damaged mailboxes 1 shenmue Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1420

Dumb Criminals: Dude who hates the President busted for vibrator theft 2 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1634

Ice cream and a kiwi that has laser beam eyes: New Zealand looks for a new flag 0 shenmue Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1601

Norway Golf Course Baffled By Phantom Pooper For Over 10 Years 3 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1687

Mothers Against Drunk Driving chapter president arrested for... well, just guess. 2 UrbScotty Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1701

Possible meth lab found in Iowa Taco Bell. 5 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 3 1638

Florida (of course) unlicensed suregon destroys man's penis. 3 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 2 1931

Man misses girl so much he pleasures himself on the beach. I think you can guess where. 0 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1597

Dumb Criminals: Guy Attempts To Break Into Santa Ana Zoo Claiming He's Tarzan 0 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1381

I'll have the Walter White Special, Please" 3 n2doc Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1602

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