Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 5/5/2025

[Rhiannon12866]

No Time For Due Process | Biden's Economy | Reopening Alcatraz | Is Trump A Sith Lord?

America's president doesn't know if he’s required to uphold the Constitution, he blames all bad economic results on his predecessor, he wants to reopen the country's most famous prison, and "Star Wars" fans think he is one of the bad guys.





Meanwhile... Luigi, The Musical | GTA6 Delayed | Runaway Tortoise Found

Meanwhile... A musical about the life of Luigi Mangione is headed to the stage, the release of video game "Grand Theft Auto 6" has been delayed by a year, and an escaped tortoise was found one year later less than a mile from his home.





DraftPopes Is Taking Bets On The Vatican Conclave

Bookies are expecting a flood of bets on who will be the next pope.

[Uncle Joe]

1. Re-opening Alcatraz prison and building a White House ballroom, those are poetically cosmic bookends.

Johnny Cash could've had a field day with that.

Thanks for the thread Rhiannon.