I guess will have special elections after 9/23/25

[Duncanpup]

After all the dispensationalist in the house and senate have left earth. And definitely there will be much better parking spots at the grocery store, yesterday was ridiculous in trying to find decent parking. I just needed marinara for my spaghetti and meatballs.
https://nypost.com/2025/09/08/lifestyle/jesus-return-this-month-pastor-has-a-viral-rapture-vision/

https://m.economictimes.com/news/international/global-trends/get-ready-for-september-23-the-end-times-coming-all-about-the-viral-prophecy-about-the-second-coming-of-jesus/articleshow/123822199.cms

[A Badger]

1. Unless I've misread the Terms and Conditions incorrectly...

This removes the worry of accumulating those pesky overdue fines from the Public Library, too.

(Not to mention the 'Use by...' dates on stuff in the fridge !)

[Duncanpup]

2. I cannot wait.

Will have universal healthcare will tax the billionaires we can fund social security.

[Fichefinder]

3. Sign your lease over to me and

I will make your last days lavish.