Federal Regulators Hold Celebratory Seatbelt-Cutting Ceremony

[littlemissmartypants]

Federal Regulators Hold Celebratory Seatbelt-Cutting Ceremony

https://theonion.com/federal-regulators-hold-celebratory-seatbelt-cutting-ceremony/

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I hope everyone has a great weekend! Remember to drive carefully and...

RESIST!!✊️
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[Kali]

1. I knew this had to ne satire...

But still in these times. Totally plausible.

[littlemissmartypants]

2. And that's our sad reality, if we let them steal our joy.

F that.

How about those big scissors though! All we need's a big clown comb and we would have a great clown haircut for our clown president.

Laughter isn't only very good medicine. It's also a weapon.

The mockery of King Louis and Marie Antoinette, along with their extravagant lifestyle and inability to address the people's suffering, lead to the guillotine. I find that comforting and encouraging given our state of affairs.

Thanks for the reply, Kali. Keep the faith.



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RESIST!!✊️

[Kali]

3. Oh I am fully behind the jesters and comedians

That is how Zelenskyy will beat drums and pootin

[littlemissmartypants]

4. I couldn't agree more! ❤️

[littlemissmartypants]

5. Full disclosure:

I have a very big comb and a huge pair of scissors.

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[Kali]

6. I used to have a giant comb

But never had the scissors. But one of my best friends was MFM, Champion Jester. 🤩🤣

[littlemissmartypants]

7. I ran a children's program through the art council.

I have all kinds of crazy stuff.

What's a MFM champion jester?

[Kali]

8. MiddleFingerMom

He was a friend in real life that I finally got to come on DU. It gave him connection and an outlet for his creativity for the last few years of his life. Miss the guy, tons.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/1018551379

[littlemissmartypants]

9. I remember, MiddleFingerMom!!

How wonderful that you were friends!! I wish I could have met him. I can only imagine how much you miss him. What a gift.
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