I don't like to brag yet I do have a tremendous sex drive at age 56

[Duncanpup]

My girlfriend lives a hour away Just told this one to my wife over coffee I received the eyes the look then a sigh from her then not a word spoken she went back to reading the news.

[vlyons]

1. You do so like to brag

nt

[Duncanpup]

2. Apologies

[3Hotdogs]

3. I'm 80. Give me your girlfriends contact info

and I'll match ya.

[Duncanpup]

4. So a threesome huh you got it

[multigraincracker]

5. I'll bet it's

up hill both ways.

[Duncanpup]

6. Only if I don't take the interstate.

[70sEraVet]

7. That's your own joke, I assume? The joke I'm proudest of is:

Someone told my wife that they saw me out with another woman the day before.
My wife said, "Oh thank God! I thought he went fishing again!".

[efhmc]

8. Funny.

[70sEraVet]

10. That's just what my wife said - "funny", without smiling.

[efhmc]

9. Men are sure weird.

[cbabe]

11. Why are sex jokes allowed? Unhumorous and offensive.

[Skittles]

12. huh?

what am I missing