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Related: About this forumI asked the waiter if my burger 🍔 would be long?
He replied, no it wouldn’t be, burgers 🍔 are round……………….
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I asked the waiter if my burger 🍔 would be long? (Original Post)
Sherman A1
Jan 2022
OP
Wonderful silly jokes, keep them coming please. I had to explain some people the one about
Escurumbele
Jan 2022
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Ford_Prefect
(8,281 posts)1. You responded in kind I hope? "Round about when?"
bronxiteforever
(10,104 posts)2. Hahaha! Love this.
Callalily
(15,088 posts)3. I relish the moment I bite into a tasty burger.
2naSalit
(95,882 posts)4. Takes some mustard to come up with that one.
Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)5. I'm just trying to ketchup.....

Ohiya
(2,524 posts)6. Shoulda asked for a hot dog,
If you wanted something long!
MustLoveBeagles
(13,102 posts)7. Thanks for the kaugh

Escurumbele
(3,729 posts)8. Wonderful silly jokes, keep them coming please. I had to explain some people the one about
Duck, Eggs...
Got a lot of "I don't understand"
Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)9. Happy to do so
Yeah, a few of them take a bit, but that's all part of the pun..........
lonely bird
(2,138 posts)10. Lettuce just say...
You were in quite a pickle.
Chipper Chat
(10,227 posts)11. OKRAp
Say kumQUATT?
Response to Sherman A1 (Original post)
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