A friend tried to explain electricity to me......

[Sherman A1]

I was like, “Watt?”…………

[femmedem]

1. Shocking!

[Sherman A1]

2. Thought you might get a charge out of it......

[Yonnie3]

3. I'm ex-static!

[Sherman A1]

6. It's just a little tingle

[Goonch]

4. ;-{)🖖‍

[Sherman A1]

5. Well Played!

[tecelote]

7. You're pretty bright!

And, up on both positive and negative current events.

Well grounded.

[Sherman A1]

8. Why Thank You......

Gotta a buzz out of your comment.

[emanymton69]

9. Well, I Looked Up Opaque. ... It Was Not Very Clear.

[emanymton69]

10. And While I Was At It; I Asked My Cat "What 2 Minus 2 Was." ... My Cat Said Nothing.

[Ohiya]

11. This should be in current affairs

I also hope you put up some resistance.

[Sherman A1]

12. Excelent!

I will have to plug into that!

[The Jungle 1]

13. ohm my!

I met with some resistance over this post.
But at the current time I run this house. Because in this phase of our lives I make 240% of the decisions.
If she sees this post I will get hung from the wires.
But she knows that all she has to do is switch two wires and I will run in the opposite direction. She is in control of my direction of rotation.

[Sherman A1]

14. Well Played!

Exceptionally Well Played.......

[The Jungle 1]

15. I made myself laugh with that one.

I went to edit three times cause stupid stuff keep popping in my head.
All that with just coffee.