a fictional supermarket

[skippercollector]

I am starting a discussion which is meant to be both sarcastic and silly. I am listing the products that would be, or wouldn’t be sold, in a theoretical Robert F. Kennedy Jr. supermarket. Please feel free to add your own ideas.
This discussion is not meant for complaints about people you detest. There are plenty of other locations where you can do that. This is just a grocery list!

Sells
Ivermectin
Unpasteurized whole milk (no other type allowed)
Fluoride-free toothpaste
Produce grown only in the United State: Citrus from California and Florida, nuts, berries, leafy greens, pumpkin, squash, apples, seasonal locally grown vegetable and fruit. Some items can be imported from Hawaii, but they are very expensive: pineapple, sugar cane, coffee, papaya, cacao, taro, coconut. Ersatz coffee such as chicory acorn or malt. Ice tea mixes and bottles, but not hot tea.
Iodine-free salt
Two whole aisles of beef, including bison and buffalo; venison (deer, elk, moose, caribou); pork; chicken, turkey and goose; lamb; goat; and small game such as rabbit, squab, quail and partridge. Fish raised locally or caught just offshore can be sold.
Bleach is sold in both the cleaning aisle and the healthcare aisle
Numerous editions of the King James Bible (no other type such as NIV and Catholic). Reprints of the McGuffey Readers and the Dick and Jane readers
Movies and TV shows filmed in 1969 or before, including bootleg copies of Song of the South
White bread made of wheat (no other type allowed)
Epoch Times, National Review, New York Post, etc.
A separate building next store sells all the weapons and ammunition you could dream of, everything from reproduction arquebuses and musket balls to the latest in AK47s and smart weapons
Chick-Fil-A packaged groceries

Does not sell
Anything soy (milk, tofu, soy sauce, etc.)
Produce grown outside the United States: bananas, coffee, avocados, tomatoes, cocoa
Lottery tickets (gambling is a sin)
Face masks
Any ethnic foods (matzo balls, Korean barbecue, basmati rice, sauces and salsas from numerous countries, condiments from numerous countries)
Foods that are low fat, low sugar, low sodium and low cholesterol
Anything vegetarian or vegan
Bud Light
Froot Loops
Starbucks
Teletubbies

[peppertree]

1. Only gold bullion accepted, thank you.

The Management.